How I got Minty the VW Polo home

May 22, 2010 20:39

(7:58:38 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: It are mine
(7:58:50 PM) Bexx: Wheee!!!
(7:58:51 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: drove pretty much all day though xD
(7:59:07 PM) Bexx: hahhaa Over it now?
(7:59:25 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: irst I drove there in my dad's car made pretty good time despite being stuck behind a caravan for thos whole stretch of road where you're not allowed to overtake
(8:00:29 PM) Bexx: Always fun XD
(8:00:39 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: went to get my car first then got told grams was 'unwell'
(8:00:52 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so we went over there to see how she was doing and she was really bad
(8:01:14 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: she's got an inflamed ... whatchamacallitinenglish-the-organ-that-keeps-your-balance
(8:01:16 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so it was all out of whack
(8:01:31 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and she was throwing up and seasick and ill and hadn't slept a wink so she was really bad...
(8:01:36 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so hung around there for about an hour
(8:01:40 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then decided to head home
(8:01:42 PM) Bexx: =/
(8:01:49 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: got stuck behind... first a friggin BMW X3
(8:02:10 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: doing 30km around bends with a 'suggested' speed of 50km but where you CAN do 70km and are allowed to do 80km
(8:02:23 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: stuck behind that bastard for about 15 minutes
(8:02:41 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then got stuck on the dijk behind... EVERYTHING it was one big throng of cars littered with trucks
(8:02:43 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: it's a 100km road
(8:02:49 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: we did 80km all around
(8:02:52 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: except in the corner and bends
(8:02:58 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: where we sometimes even went as fast as 60km
(8:03:23 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then after the dijk I was hoping to speed up a bit but again the whole way where I got stuck behind a caravan that morning I got stuck behind a truck and it's littered with traffic lights
(8:03:26 PM) Bexx: hahaha
(8:03:33 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so we had a top speed of 80km where you're allowed 100km
(8:03:43 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and betwene the lights we barely made 70km usually
(8:03:49 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I was all "RAWR!" at that point
(8:03:50 PM) Bexx: Yep, enjoy that....The frustration with going tragically slow is terrible XD
(8:04:00 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: because I was all rawr and desperately wanted to get past that goddamned truck
(8:04:11 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: ended up in the turning lane
(8:04:15 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: no way out
(8:04:21 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so found myself in the dinky little town of Enkhuizen
(8:04:37 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: where the first chance you get to turn is DEEP IN THE CENTER of the dinky town on the AH parking plaza
(8:04:42 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I turned, headed back
(8:04:48 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: finally got to actually do the speed limit for a while
(8:04:55 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: even made it to the highway
(8:05:11 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then decided I was getting pretty tired so I'd head off to Alkmaar to show of the mint to my mom
(8:05:23 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I Was driving along following the signs all GPSless
(8:05:31 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: hoorn - alkmaar
(8:05:41 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then it turned into Amsterdam HAarlem, which is waaay further out than I cared
(8:05:45 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so the first exit Alkmaar I could get I took
(8:05:50 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: which... send me on an 80km road
(8:05:54 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: all the way through the fucking polder
(8:05:59 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: THERE WAS NO END TO IT
(8:06:02 PM) Bexx: XDDD
(8:06:08 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: which resulted in me coming onto Alkmaar from the completely opposite side
(8:06:10 PM) Bexx: Maaaybe you might need teh gps afterall :P
(8:06:18 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but I'm reasoably familiar there so I figured I could do it
(8:06:28 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I went the way i knew I'd get to centrla station where my mom lives close to
(8:06:53 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but just as I made the crazy steep upward turn (in the dodgy first gear) I noticed they had a silver electric tap cros thorugh the arrow on the sign
(8:06:55 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: menaing ... no go
(8:07:00 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but can't turn around there either
(8:07:02 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I had to ride it through
(8:07:07 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: which almost send me into a parking garage
(8:07:12 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: to which I balked so bad
(8:07:24 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: I acutally started to turn in the tiny dinky road RIGHT INFRONT of the garage
(8:07:31 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: where people were coming and going
(8:07:34 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: it was so tight and narrow and busy
(8:07:48 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: that all the shop owners came out to seem e do a 9 point turn to turn the mint around
(8:08:01 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: betwene crazy cyclist
(8:08:07 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so after that I was all "grhoeihoihg O___O"
(8:08:15 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then finally got back onto the Ring road
(8:08:21 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but it was on the WRONG SIDE OF THE CANAL
(8:08:25 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so IWas all "BAAAW"
(8:08:33 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: because htn you cna SEE central station and you drive right past it
(8:08:40 PM) Bexx: hahahah
(8:08:46 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: in fact, I had to wait for a train slowly wandering into the station on the railroad crosing
(8:08:49 PM) Bexx: SEE DRIVING IN EUROPE IS NOT FUN
(8:08:49 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but you can't fucking GET TO IT
(8:08:53 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I wasl ike
(8:09:06 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: well... I know how to get bakc onto the ring road from here and we'll give it one more go if I can make it across the canal
(8:09:10 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: which was thn crazy easy
(8:09:16 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and then I just rolled into the right part of town
(8:09:18 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but then!
(8:09:28 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: my mom lives in a tiny little street behind the street on which CS is
(8:09:36 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I drove past it, predictably it was a one way street
(8:09:43 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so were all the fllowing streets
(8:09:48 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: at this point I was so ghroihgroeih
(8:10:01 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: I figured i'd just pakr and stretch my legs after driving al lday
(8:10:07 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: buy a red bull at the AH to go and a sugar donut of sin
(8:10:12 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I parked the mint
(8:10:21 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: amazingly enough without crashing it and without damaging another car
(8:10:28 PM) Bexx: XDD
(8:10:28 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: backwards too!
(8:10:32 PM) Bexx: oooh XD
(8:10:34 PM) Bexx: Special XD
(8:10:34 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: I chucked all the change I had in the machine
(8:10:37 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: got 20 minutes out of it
(8:10:39 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: called my mom
(8:10:43 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: who promptly didn't pick up of course
(8:10:50 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I tried twice more while getting my red bull and donut
(8:10:52 PM) Bexx: Naturally XD
(8:10:59 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then figured sicne mom hadn't picked up and I had 15 minutes on the meter still
(8:11:04 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: I would jsut ring the bell and see if thye lived
(8:11:08 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: weather was good so they might be outside
(8:11:13 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and LO AND BEHOLD MY MOM LIVES
(8:11:27 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I drag her down to see the mint and tell her I can't stay long since my money is almost out and I can't feet the meter
(8:11:41 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: she declares she has a parking license for her street (fuck knows why, she has no license nor a car)
(8:11:48 PM) Bexx: *snorf*
(8:11:50 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I tell her if she can tell me how to get there I'll gladly come in for some coffee
(8:12:00 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I squish my mom in the car
(8:12:13 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: who started spazzing right away like "OMG BUT IT'S A BUSY ROAD YOU CAN'T TURN HERE!"
(8:12:18 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and I was ll "I can if there's no one on it"
(8:12:31 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so made a huge 3 point turn across the busiest road in alkmaar because I got lucky XD
(8:12:36 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then she sends me down these streets
(8:12:44 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: that in Aus wouldn't evne pass as sidewalks
(8:12:47 PM) Bexx: XDDD
(8:12:49 PM) Bexx: hahaha
(8:12:51 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: with cars parked onthe side
(8:12:53 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: speed bumps
(8:12:54 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: chldren
(8:12:57 PM) Bexx: Lovely XD
(8:12:57 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and for added fun
(8:12:58 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: poles
(8:13:02 PM) Bexx: XDD
(8:13:06 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: so I was all *__________*
(8:13:13 PM) Bexx: It wasn't a road, it was an exercise route >_>
(8:13:21 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but at this point I was beyond caring or freaking out so I just slooowly careened down the street
(8:13:27 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and my mom was all "CAREFUL CAREFUL!

(8:13:30 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but I did it just fine
(8:13:35 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: prked infront of her house
(8:13:57 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and THEN she tells me "I'm so proud, no one else I know dares to drive the car down here, they all park on the otherside of the CS and walk the rest of the way"
(8:14:09 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and these are all peopel who have been riving for YEARS mind you
(8:14:15 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and have had their car for longer than 5 hours
(8:14:21 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: but oh well
(8:14:26 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: now I know how to do it and how to get there XD
(8:14:39 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then mom parked me in the yard and fed me drinks and food and stuff and it was sunny and warm
(8:14:43 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and suddenly it as 18:20
(8:14:46 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and I decided ot head home
(8:15:08 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: and since Iwas on the right side of Alkmaar now I got out in no time and on the lovely PEACEFUL AND SLOW road down the canal
(8:15:18 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: managed to remember to walk and feed dad's GFs dog
(8:15:24 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: managed ot reverse park it AGAIN
(8:15:29 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: though I had like ... 12 meters to do it in
(8:15:30 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: STILL
(8:15:44 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then home
(8:15:47 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: never parked it so smooth
(8:15:49 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: I'm never moving it again
(8:15:56 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: then saw in the reflection of the car infront of me
(8:15:59 PM) [ SR ] [Gimpy ]: one headlight is broken XD

I has a tired nao =|

driving, car, road trip, drama

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