Roadtrip planning...

[srness]

So, we're planning a road trip and we'll be gone for four nights. And well.. four nights without the internet just isn't possible. Everyone knows this! I need to refuel at least once every 24 hours.

Cue discussion:

bexx_t_h : It's only 36 hours we'll be in pemberton! 
Me: EXACTLY! 36 hours! Do you hear what you're saying?!

bexx_t_h : We can watch TV and go fishing! 
Me: Watch dvds we've already seen and FISHING AT NIGHT!?

bexx_t_h : I don't think Pemberton HAS internet, no one replied to my emails!
Me: Call them then! 36 hours is too long! D8<

And thus Bexx makes a phone call.

bexx_t_h : Hi, I was thinking of booking with you guys and was just wondering if you have the internet? 
Dude: Oh yeah, we have that website thing...

bexx_t_h : No, I mean, the internet available at your accomodation.
Dude: Oh ... well... we have it in the office if you... need to check your e-mail you could use that... but

bexx_t_h : Okay...
Dude: Yeah, we don't.... don't have that... eh... that... thigy.. that... goes everywhere.
SomeoneInTheBack: Wireless?

bexx_t_h : Wireless? 
Dude: Yeah! That! We don't have it.

We're going to blood hick's ville! D8
BACK IN TIME! *flail* Words cannot describe the dread I am feeling! o____o

The search continues for a place that has both spas and wireless... >.<