Ugh...
Me: *eating binge*
Hormones: YEY! PERIOD! *run around flailing*
Uteris:*snooze*
Brain: Oh nooooo....
Me: *eats more chocolate, burns hole into stomach wall with energy drink*
Hormones: *chanting*Period period period period! *do the 'yey!period!dance'*
Brain: ... Okay wtf is going on here...?
Uteris: zzzzzZZZZzzzz
Me: *has painkillers on standby just in case*
Hormones: *break out in SONG*You're having your period, don't you hate the woooorld? buuuuuuut always look on the bright side of life, tudutudutudutuduuuu! At least you're not preee-eeeg-nant! tudududududu!
Uteris: *snooze*
Brain; ....*cautiously relaxes*
Me: *oddly satisfied*
Hormones: Let's do the PeriodPolka! *polkapolkapolka, bump into uteris*
Uteris: zzzzzZZZ- Huh?! What?
Hormones: Period!
Uteris: Period...? *looks down* oh man...
Brain: Okay... This is nice...
Uteris: OH! Period. You should be in AGONIZING PAAAAAAIIIN! *battleroar*
Brain: Oh man... too good to be true...
Me: *dies of cramp*
Hormones: YEY! PERIOD! *run around flailing*
Uteris:*snooze*
Brain: Oh nooooo....
Me: *eats more chocolate, burns hole into stomach wall with energy drink*
Hormones: *chanting*Period period period period! *do the 'yey!period!dance'*
Brain: ... Okay wtf is going on here...?
Uteris: zzzzzZZZZzzzz
Me: *has painkillers on standby just in case*
Hormones: *break out in SONG*You're having your period, don't you hate the woooorld? buuuuuuut always look on the bright side of life, tudutudutudutuduuuu! At least you're not preee-eeeg-nant! tudududududu!
Uteris: *snooze*
Brain; ....*cautiously relaxes*
Me: *oddly satisfied*
Hormones: Let's do the PeriodPolka! *polkapolkapolka, bump into uteris*
Uteris: zzzzzZZZ- Huh?! What?
Hormones: Period!
Uteris: Period...? *looks down* oh man...
Brain: Okay... This is nice...
Uteris: OH! Period. You should be in AGONIZING PAAAAAAIIIN! *battleroar*
Brain: Oh man... too good to be true...
Me: *dies of cramp*