Dear computer,
Dear computer of epic fail;
WHY do you always insist on shutting donw when I jsut pick up writing?! I spend almsot 16 hours a day on you, typing away a lot of the times, but for some mysterious reason you always HAVE to shut down when I've jsut written four pages and very typically on the last fucking minute of word's auto-save, guaranteeing maximum loss of work! *facepalm* You fucking tosser...!
Subsequently....
Dear cat,
How the hell do you manage to fall off of a chair THAT Big?! Seriously, that's some skill you unbalanced old twat...!
WHY do you always insist on shutting donw when I jsut pick up writing?! I spend almsot 16 hours a day on you, typing away a lot of the times, but for some mysterious reason you always HAVE to shut down when I've jsut written four pages and very typically on the last fucking minute of word's auto-save, guaranteeing maximum loss of work! *facepalm* You fucking tosser...!
Subsequently....
Dear cat,
How the hell do you manage to fall off of a chair THAT Big?! Seriously, that's some skill you unbalanced old twat...!