Dade and ankles
Well, it's that time of year again when you watch everyone else have fun during spring break.... Because us lazy asses taking what would thought was the easy way out instead have found ourselves in a pickle .. Going to dade yeah it's easy but we are deprived from the normal life that is college life...... No spring break .... only black people holidays and absolutely no days off .... Our school doesn't have a baseball team or a pair of school colors instead we have bums <---- school mascot .... and school colors metro dade colors green and blue baby !!!! Mode of transport .... you know how Um has the Hurrycane we have the MetroBus.... Pepe takes us around ...... anyways back to what I was talking about you see all these little transparent individuals marvling at how wonderful life is in Miami ..... obviously they haven't had olivia and I steal one of their hub caps .... or been badggered by one of our delightful surveys ........... Like I said before Margo you are always invited make sure your ankle gets better that way district could be one of those outings in your agenda. LOL .... Avoid all those invisible things that come your way so that you won't be spending another sprained ankle weekend .....
What not to do to avoid sprained ankles.....
1. crab holes
2. jumping
3. slippery sex
4. banana peels
5. drinking (alchol)
6. bathing
7. driving
8. crowded shopping mall - or is this part of the anxiety list ??
9. breathing
10. walking
There you go margarita take this and print it out and put it in your purse when in doubt take it out and read it if it's on the list don't do it .......
What not to do to avoid sprained ankles.....
1. crab holes
2. jumping
3. slippery sex
4. banana peels
5. drinking (alchol)
6. bathing
7. driving
8. crowded shopping mall - or is this part of the anxiety list ??
9. breathing
10. walking
There you go margarita take this and print it out and put it in your purse when in doubt take it out and read it if it's on the list don't do it .......