Aggravation
To whom it may concern,
You have my thanks for clearing up something of which I was unaware.
Amazingly enough, I am evidently short in stature, am not physically imposing, and am only slightly more fear-inducing than an elderly lady. I am most grateful to be informed of this - several times in one day, in front of friends - as I have been suffering under the illusion these past 40-some years that I was actually six foot eight inches tall and three hundred pounds.
My goodness...imagine my embarrassment when the reality of the situation was made apparant to me. I am now forever in your debt, and will now creep around in a manner appropriate with my diminished proportions.
Twit.
You have my thanks for clearing up something of which I was unaware.
Amazingly enough, I am evidently short in stature, am not physically imposing, and am only slightly more fear-inducing than an elderly lady. I am most grateful to be informed of this - several times in one day, in front of friends - as I have been suffering under the illusion these past 40-some years that I was actually six foot eight inches tall and three hundred pounds.
My goodness...imagine my embarrassment when the reality of the situation was made apparant to me. I am now forever in your debt, and will now creep around in a manner appropriate with my diminished proportions.
Twit.