I want a crazy boyfriend and he has to be totally insane and trippy all the time. He should act like
Sid Vicious
and do
hot make-up
have a voice like
Brett Anderson
and the personality of a shooting star (sparkly and with potentially dangerous impact).
He also has to be in love with something I would like.
Cheekbones are vital too.
Very importantly he should be brimming with fun and meaningful ideas.