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E-Couples make me fucking sick. You totally defeat the purpose of musty love. You destroy your own hollow relationships ... and how does "I love you" look like in ascii, you dumb bastards.
Other than popping open a .jpeg of your lover and staring into the blank stare of their eyes, there is no way to see love in someone's eyes while you are conversing. Even then, how cold and disgusting you fucks. There should be no reason to maintain a long distance relationship as the basis of your relationship ... that's fucking rediculous. And even if you move in with eachother or hang out in real life ... do you call eachother by your chat names? Fuck.
Your fucking <3's make me fucking ill ... the lol's the "I luv u"'s the fucking "=*" kissy face idiotic bullshit. The cybering, the role playing ... it's all fucking hooker bullshit. If you lived even 1 hour away from me ... i'd come out there and rock on, but i wouldn't want the majority of our relationship to be spent online while i hug or cuddle my computer and mumble cutesy wutesy nothings at my monitor. love doesn't sound like a keyboard clicking.
Shakespeare would shit all over in his grave if he knew what the fuck most people's idea of love was now-a-days. I'm going to remake Romeo and Juliet on Counterstrike servers and romeo will be a Terrorist and attack the capulet counter terrorist base with a c4 blast of love ... then "Juliet" will come in and mp5 romeo on accident, but seeing her mistake she'll huddle on the bomb and cry then romeo will actually just be down to three health and come back around the corner and accidently shoot juliet and then kablooey and then the terrorists win ...
somewhere in the tibalt will have an ak ... ironically even in counterstrike tibalt still looks like john leguizamo.
Okay so the point of this post was something like fuck you.
oh ... and im single. So ... let's hook up .... because i'd really love to spend time face to face with a chickidy i can pamper and pet.
Other than popping open a .jpeg of your lover and staring into the blank stare of their eyes, there is no way to see love in someone's eyes while you are conversing. Even then, how cold and disgusting you fucks. There should be no reason to maintain a long distance relationship as the basis of your relationship ... that's fucking rediculous. And even if you move in with eachother or hang out in real life ... do you call eachother by your chat names? Fuck.
Your fucking <3's make me fucking ill ... the lol's the "I luv u"'s the fucking "=*" kissy face idiotic bullshit. The cybering, the role playing ... it's all fucking hooker bullshit. If you lived even 1 hour away from me ... i'd come out there and rock on, but i wouldn't want the majority of our relationship to be spent online while i hug or cuddle my computer and mumble cutesy wutesy nothings at my monitor. love doesn't sound like a keyboard clicking.
Shakespeare would shit all over in his grave if he knew what the fuck most people's idea of love was now-a-days. I'm going to remake Romeo and Juliet on Counterstrike servers and romeo will be a Terrorist and attack the capulet counter terrorist base with a c4 blast of love ... then "Juliet" will come in and mp5 romeo on accident, but seeing her mistake she'll huddle on the bomb and cry then romeo will actually just be down to three health and come back around the corner and accidently shoot juliet and then kablooey and then the terrorists win ...
somewhere in the tibalt will have an ak ... ironically even in counterstrike tibalt still looks like john leguizamo.
Okay so the point of this post was something like fuck you.
oh ... and im single. So ... let's hook up .... because i'd really love to spend time face to face with a chickidy i can pamper and pet.