So, Teeka just pointed out
this whitehouse press release in which our idiotic president decided that
celebration of pagan holidays be damned, May 1 is now gonna be "Loyalty Day" in the U.S.
After reading through the press release my initial reactions are:
- So what exactly are we supposed to be celebrating on July 4th?
- Does "Loyalty Day" stike anyone else as the polar opposite of "Independence Day?"
- George the Moron makes reference to our founding fathers and the documents that founded this country. Isn't it ironic that during that historical period Loyalists were actually the anti-patriots? Good going, Mr. Bush. I've got another idea for a holiday: "Confederacy Day" celebrating the end of the civil war when the nation was confederated together again into a unified body.
Dear god, the 2008 elections can't come soon enough...