Laziness Aniversary
Friends, there comes a time in the course of history, when it becomes necessary for one person to abandon his path of diligence and hard work, and absolve all bonds of studiousness. Therefore, and thereby, in order to form a more perfect and easy life, I hold these truths to be self evident:
1. All A's are created equal, no matter how you earn them
2. Inteligence is better than hard work
3. Studying in no way, shape or form, affects ones grade
In case your missing the point here, today (the end of the first marking period) marks a historic day in my history. On this day, 1 year ago, i moved seats in science. Previously I had been sitting with someone (forgot who) diligently taking notes and earning my A's. Upon being reseated with the Buddah, Paul Vermilion, i engaged on a path of learning the ways of the slacker. Today I stand before you, and better and less stressed man, all thanks to the art of slacking.
Lazy Quotes:
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking"
-Albert Einstein
(Exactly- dont read; anything; ever)
"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things."
-Lech Walesa
"I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing."
-George Bernard Shaw
(Me too, I get angry at ppl who take too many notes)
"I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead."
-Mark Twain
"...be lazy..."
-Proverbs 12:24
(in case your wondering, the complete quotation is... "Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed." I like my version better)
"Whenever i get depreesed i just look at my report card, and remind myself that, if that level of work earns me an A, why try harder?"
-Sam Russell
(word)
thats it for now.
p.s. if anyone thinks less of my for this post, please reconsider. In my defense, anyone who gets eagle rank could never be lazy. I like to think of myself as efficient. I dont impugn all work, I impugn un-necessary work.
1. All A's are created equal, no matter how you earn them
2. Inteligence is better than hard work
3. Studying in no way, shape or form, affects ones grade
In case your missing the point here, today (the end of the first marking period) marks a historic day in my history. On this day, 1 year ago, i moved seats in science. Previously I had been sitting with someone (forgot who) diligently taking notes and earning my A's. Upon being reseated with the Buddah, Paul Vermilion, i engaged on a path of learning the ways of the slacker. Today I stand before you, and better and less stressed man, all thanks to the art of slacking.
Lazy Quotes:
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking"
-Albert Einstein
(Exactly- dont read; anything; ever)
"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things."
-Lech Walesa
"I am sick of reasonable people: they see all the reasons for being lazy and doing nothing."
-George Bernard Shaw
(Me too, I get angry at ppl who take too many notes)
"I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead."
-Mark Twain
"...be lazy..."
-Proverbs 12:24
(in case your wondering, the complete quotation is... "Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed." I like my version better)
"Whenever i get depreesed i just look at my report card, and remind myself that, if that level of work earns me an A, why try harder?"
-Sam Russell
(word)
thats it for now.
p.s. if anyone thinks less of my for this post, please reconsider. In my defense, anyone who gets eagle rank could never be lazy. I like to think of myself as efficient. I dont impugn all work, I impugn un-necessary work.