damndirtydyke: So do you want to write my 6-page paper for me?
Marie Campbell 30 November 2005
6-Page Paper Some Class
"My Six Page Paper"
By: Marie Campbell
Ghostwritten by: Daniel Dadap
This is Marie's six-page paper on some topic, written by me, Daniel. I don't even know what the paper is supposed to be about, but I'm going to write it anyway, because Marie asked me nicely. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party. This is a test. This is only a test. If you fail this test, you may repeat it until you pass.
Actually, that last sentence was a little bit inaccurate. This is not actually a test; it is a paper. A six-page paper. Written by me, Daniel. Marie was supposed to write it, but I suppose she just didn't feel up to it. I guess I have about a half of a page now, which means I am 1/12th of the way finished with this paper.
Marie has asked me to stop writing this paper. I suppose she didn't really want me to write it anyway. In conclusion, the thesis of this paper is invalid, as it is actually a one-page paper. I do hope that Marie turns in this paper and gets a good grade, because that would be super.
The end.
I would have gone on for six pages, but somewhere in the middle of the second paragraph she started trying to wrestle the keyboard away from me, so I knew I had to call it quits.
However, if anybody does need papers written, I'll be glad to do it for you. Anything I can do to help out stressed college students during finals time. I'm charging a basic rate of 47¢ per page. The basic rate does not include words: there is a 4.7¢ charge for each word. The word charge does not include vowels: if you want those, it's .47¢ per vowel. I am willing to write up to 47 pages about any subject. Any more than 47 pages, and the basic charge goes up to $4.70 per additional page.
Something I've been meaning to ask for a while: what in the hell happened to Healthy Pleasures/Wholesome Market? Oh well, at least the Alamo's back.
So Kevin, for some reason, seems to think that the first generation Intel Mac Minis will have dual-core processors. I think he's on crack, and told him as much, although not in those precise words. He proposed a wager of $10. I laughed, and proposed to up the stakes to a Mac Mini, because I thought it would be appropriate.
I don't think we decided to formalize this bet, but seriously...