GUYS, FIRE. IN MY HOUSE. FIRE!

[squishyturtle]

So, yeah, looked up around 2am thinking, gee something smells weird. 'Bout 30 seconds later my housemate opens my door to tell me he woke up to find his quilt ON FIRE. He threw it out the window, house was full of HUGE clouds of smoke, lots of coughing and diving for windows. Went outside after this to discover the quilt was STILL ON FIRE. Got some

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[coeur_de_noir]

Oh no! Glad you are safe. Was it cos of smoking??? BOO if so. Although, a wet duvet is good punishment. And singed leg hairs if he was under it.

Now people will thing you are a bush girl. I suggest you end every conversation by saying you are off to chop down a tree for more firewood.

[squishyturtle]

no no, it was a total accident, I'm just glad he's alright!

haha whaaaat, why will people think I'm a bush girl? Mind you, I have lived out woop woop with a wood stove and firewood before.

[coeur_de_noir]

Ah thats harsh. I retract my statement about the leg hairs and add my gladness that he's unscathed.

You know what I mean - bush people smell nice, like fresh air and woodsmoke ;-) You can smell them a mile off.

[squishyturtle]

urgh, it smells terrible, like melted lamp and singed wool.

[coeur_de_noir]

D-: