I should have never bought it that drink
Dear Video Game I Just Bought,
The game I really wanted I couldn't find. I feel obligated to say that you and I are beginning our relationship all wrong. I want to play you half-heartedly and you don't want to be played (I can tell by your overall lack of appeal). Neither of us want to be alone so lets just close our eyes and pretend. It should be over soon.
P.S. You don't mind if I call you 'Super Princess Peach', do you? Its the only way I'll make it to the end...
-Tia Lynn
The game I really wanted I couldn't find. I feel obligated to say that you and I are beginning our relationship all wrong. I want to play you half-heartedly and you don't want to be played (I can tell by your overall lack of appeal). Neither of us want to be alone so lets just close our eyes and pretend. It should be over soon.
P.S. You don't mind if I call you 'Super Princess Peach', do you? Its the only way I'll make it to the end...
-Tia Lynn