Me so horny! I give you all suckysucky.
Today was really great.
I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.
I feel really bad because I just killed someone's baby. I suppose I should go back and apologize.
I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
Last night I had to shave this dude's entire body. Then I masturbated a lot.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
I am sharpening my knives so I can cut of Bob's testicles and feed them to Amy.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of me inseminating a cow. (and not artificially)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this message: I'm gonna hunt you down. Every last one of you. And then i'm gonna knock all your teeth out and skull fuck you. Leave a comment with your name and address, and tell me that I'm one sexy chunk of man flesh.
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I got out of bed really early because I had terrible stomach cramps.
I feel really bad because I just killed someone's baby. I suppose I should go back and apologize.
I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
Last night I had to shave this dude's entire body. Then I masturbated a lot.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
I am sharpening my knives so I can cut of Bob's testicles and feed them to Amy.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of me inseminating a cow. (and not artificially)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this message: I'm gonna hunt you down. Every last one of you. And then i'm gonna knock all your teeth out and skull fuck you. Leave a comment with your name and address, and tell me that I'm one sexy chunk of man flesh.
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