MEET THE METS
This conversation occured between Mary and I after my fiencee told me I broke his heart because I don't know anything about the METS and how he will have to find a new women who will stand by her man and support his choice of teams:
squishy (9:18:29 AM): vinny has done gone and pissed me off and now i am making mets flash cards and when i got to that fucking game on Tuesday i am going to be a pro
BioDynamic (9:22:59 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
squishy(9:24:55 AM): so what if i didn't know that Pedro Martinez was a pitcher for the mets
squishy (9:25:02 AM): when he got hurt the team started doing better
squishy (9:25:09 AM): so i assumed he must have been from the other team
squishy (9:25:11 AM): GAWD!
squishy (9:55:11 AM): hummm where did i put my damn glue stick
squishy (9:55:54 AM): i am saving these cards for my kids they can use them as an extra assignment when they fail gym or soemthing
squishy (9:55:54 AM): lol
BioDynamic(9:58:59 AM): lol
squishy (10:29:24 AM): i feel like i am studyign for the SAT's or something
BioDynamic (11:17:57 AM): I know the feeling, I feel like I'm prepairing for Board exams
BioDynamic (11:18:10 AM): or like I'm going to court to defend my diagnosis
squishy (11:18:10 AM): yeah but ur doing it for a good reason lol
BioDynamic (11:18:17 AM): haha, some might say
squishy (11:18:26 AM): i am doing this to make a point... hahah
squishy (11:18:34 AM): MAYBE i'll get a new jersey out of it
squishy (11:18:40 AM): you'll get a degree
BioDynamic (11:19:03 AM): hahaha
squishy (11:40:22 AM): i should have paid more attention when i was at the BB hall of fame blah hahah
squishy (11:41:22 AM): okay i think i have enough basic history and team info uniforms and logos and colors and stuff.... time to jump to the present
BioDynamic (11:41:34 AM): lol
squishy (11:42:05 AM): i bet chyrsatina doesn't even know half this crap
squishy (11:42:13 AM): i bet vinny doesn't even know half this crap....
squishy (11:42:18 AM): eh acutally i am sure he knows it all
squishy (11:42:25 AM): you can ask him stuff like
squishy (11:42:39 AM): when did so and so hit that double play that won the game against so and so
squishy (11:42:49 AM): and he can say July 9 1971
squishy (11:43:01 AM): and be right it is vrai vrai annoying
BioDynamic (11:43:19 AM): stupid
BioDynamic (11:43:20 AM): hahaha
BioDynamic (11:43:27 AM): but if that's his thing, kay
BioDynamic (11:43:32 AM): we all have our things
squishy (11:43:34 AM): he is like the rain man of sports
squishy (11:43:36 AM): its sick
squishy (11:47:05 AM): no i have things... and i don't know anything like that
squishy (11:47:10 AM): or maybe i don't have a thing...e h
BioDynamic (11:47:20 AM): hahaha
squishy (11:48:15 AM): come on the active roster has 40 pple on it!
squishy (11:48:21 AM): how the hell am i going to remember that
squishy (11:48:28 AM): i can't even name 40 martinis
squishy (11:52:35 AM): if you were here we could quiz each other
squishy (11:52:41 AM): i could ask you apt needles and herbs
squishy (11:52:48 AM): you could ask me about pitchers and team colors lol
BioDynamic (11:53:00 AM): lol
squishy (11:55:27 AM): oh i should probablly learn the rules too huh hahahah i know ur busy it just makes it more entertaining to send you these stupid little notes lol
squishy (11:56:29 AM): i mean i know the "rules" but i didn't know stuff like pitchers only pitch one every five games so their arms don't fall off
squishy (11:56:42 AM): i mean come on who would know that
squishy (11:56:43 AM): ???
BioDynamic (11:57:16 AM): lol
squishy (11:57:32 AM): oo one of the catchers is Raul Casanova... i want a casanova jersey!!
squishy (11:57:35 AM): thats great
BioDynamic (11:57:56 AM): nice
squishy (12:12:55 PM): oh ther is a mrs. met now gag
BioDynamic (12:45:39 PM): lol
squishy (12:48:35 PM): does the active roster change from game to game?
squishy (12:48:42 PM): i'll never get this
BioDynamic (12:48:56 PM): I believe so
squishy(12:49:00 PM): GAWD!
squishy (12:49:14 PM): The 25-man roster comprises all the players who may take the field (or "dress") in a game at any given time. Typically, only players on the 25-man roster accompany the club on road trips.
squishy (12:49:21 PM): alright those are the important pple i think
squishy (12:49:24 PM): i will just learn them
squishy (12:49:31 PM): i am not learning the whole freakin team
squishy (12:49:35 PM): i'll b here forever
BioDynamic (1:44:54 PM): At least you don't need MLA citations!squishy (1:56:10 PM): thats true
squishy (1:56:21 PM): and if i get an ans wrong tis not like i will get a bad grade or ne thing
BioDynamic (1:56:36 PM): very true
squishy (2:56:20 PM): blah i feel yucky all of a sudden my stomach is churning
squishy (2:56:35 PM): and my head is swimming with useless bullshit abou the mets
squishy (2:56:44 PM): and i'm not gonna lie my eyebrows hurt a little
BioDynamic (2:58:02 PM): awwwww
BioDynamic (2:58:05 PM): I'm sorry
squishy (2:58:17 PM): its cool its cool no pain no gain
BioDynamic (2:59:07 PM): lol
squishy (2:59:47 PM): this perez guy a pitcher makes 6.5 million dollars and he isn't even the "good" pitcher
squishy (2:59:53 PM): we have to get us some baseball players
BioDynamic (3:00:21 PM): I know, it's redic
The other random parts of our daily conversations have been cut out for reading purposes. But other funny things you miss is pretty dresses ruined by she-ra belts, renditions of Cats in the Craddle and a story about how the girl at the salon busted out trimmers when I went in to get my eyebrows done.
TOODLES!!!