"Did you know theres a penis on your car?"
okay, last night was quite entertaining...so I think I should write about it now.
5:00: Jackie and Janet show up at my house and kidnapp me..but that's okay I didnt mind
5:30: We walked around for ahwile, then got bored, and me and jackie made fruit salad out of the MANY MANY diffrent kinds of fruit soda pop at the Circle K place.
5:45: We walk by this old Abanded barn/feed store. And I have the BRILLANT idea that.. "Hey, maybe we should go inside"..So Jackie and Janet walked all arond it trying to find a way to break in, but hey, I dicoverd an open loading dock thing.
6:00: Go to Janets..to discover that *someone* in her family (as in a over 30 lady)..wants to get all of us stoned. And this lady made a bong outta a pop can. Yeah....She was a pot whore and took it all. Oh well, me and jackie snorted pixie sticks instead.
7:30: Jason heard the word "pot" and came right over to JAnets house...I went out Kip's (Janet's stepbrother who lives far away) window. and I sat on Janets roof with Jackie.
7:45: The stoned "Lady" throws a couch down the stairs, and starts re-decorateing the whole house. then she starts singing "Smooth Operater" and dancing.. Funnest thing ever...
8:30: We decide to go back to the barn, and bring flashlights and wear all black cause we're cool like that.
9:30: We get inside the Barn, only to discover that it's scary as hell in there. and We all almost got attacked by a owl/bird/mouse thingie. Everyone thought it was something else. They where WAY up in the rafters thing, and Jason started climbing the ladder..then the owl/bird/mouse thing started flapping or something, and he fell back down the ladder
10:00: Some how we all got seprated, and me and Janet where convinced that something was behind this door thing. We stood in the dark, with the flashlight out, and got real scared so we ran real fast outside.
10:15: Janet and Jackei where sppppiiinnning out side of the train station...Jason was doing cartwheels, and I was standing on a small house
10:30 We start walking around, only to find Dillion Flory's house, and a PARTY. Lots of Stoned boys make me real nervous. Then Jake Blair drive us all to his house. Didnt really do anything at his house, but there is cheeseburgers in his car.
10:30 Go back to Janets, and watcher the stoned Lady become very confused on who Jake was...and assume he's a starnger.
11:00 Jason leaves to go have sex
11:30 Amy left not to go have sex
-----------------and I'm done---------------------------------
Cool huh? Yeah..fun times.
Today i want and had my hair Dyed. I'm all black again! no more purple..good times.
Then me and my dad went and ate lunch with his girlfriend type lady and her son. She's ggrrreeeaatt. She called her son gay cause he has lots of shoes. It was funny. She called me "Hella funny"..what can I say? I have a good effect on people
I drove on the rode today! I got bored in the parking lot, so my dad was like go straight....and he made me go on a real busy road. It was fun though, and I ran a stop sign by my house *scandalous*...woot woot
5:00: Jackie and Janet show up at my house and kidnapp me..but that's okay I didnt mind
5:30: We walked around for ahwile, then got bored, and me and jackie made fruit salad out of the MANY MANY diffrent kinds of fruit soda pop at the Circle K place.
5:45: We walk by this old Abanded barn/feed store. And I have the BRILLANT idea that.. "Hey, maybe we should go inside"..So Jackie and Janet walked all arond it trying to find a way to break in, but hey, I dicoverd an open loading dock thing.
6:00: Go to Janets..to discover that *someone* in her family (as in a over 30 lady)..wants to get all of us stoned. And this lady made a bong outta a pop can. Yeah....She was a pot whore and took it all. Oh well, me and jackie snorted pixie sticks instead.
7:30: Jason heard the word "pot" and came right over to JAnets house...I went out Kip's (Janet's stepbrother who lives far away) window. and I sat on Janets roof with Jackie.
7:45: The stoned "Lady" throws a couch down the stairs, and starts re-decorateing the whole house. then she starts singing "Smooth Operater" and dancing.. Funnest thing ever...
8:30: We decide to go back to the barn, and bring flashlights and wear all black cause we're cool like that.
9:30: We get inside the Barn, only to discover that it's scary as hell in there. and We all almost got attacked by a owl/bird/mouse thingie. Everyone thought it was something else. They where WAY up in the rafters thing, and Jason started climbing the ladder..then the owl/bird/mouse thing started flapping or something, and he fell back down the ladder
10:00: Some how we all got seprated, and me and Janet where convinced that something was behind this door thing. We stood in the dark, with the flashlight out, and got real scared so we ran real fast outside.
10:15: Janet and Jackei where sppppiiinnning out side of the train station...Jason was doing cartwheels, and I was standing on a small house
10:30 We start walking around, only to find Dillion Flory's house, and a PARTY. Lots of Stoned boys make me real nervous. Then Jake Blair drive us all to his house. Didnt really do anything at his house, but there is cheeseburgers in his car.
10:30 Go back to Janets, and watcher the stoned Lady become very confused on who Jake was...and assume he's a starnger.
11:00 Jason leaves to go have sex
11:30 Amy left not to go have sex
-----------------and I'm done---------------------------------
Cool huh? Yeah..fun times.
Today i want and had my hair Dyed. I'm all black again! no more purple..good times.
Then me and my dad went and ate lunch with his girlfriend type lady and her son. She's ggrrreeeaatt. She called her son gay cause he has lots of shoes. It was funny. She called me "Hella funny"..what can I say? I have a good effect on people
I drove on the rode today! I got bored in the parking lot, so my dad was like go straight....and he made me go on a real busy road. It was fun though, and I ran a stop sign by my house *scandalous*...woot woot