From a prompt by
ladybug218 PG
Don't sue.
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"You have got to be kidding me," Maureen Addy said, staring at the Fandom High trophy case. "This. . . my dad named me after the president of GUN CLUB?!"
"Oh, like the ex-girlfriend Homecoming queen is any better," Veruca Anders-Thrace retorted.
Pip Pippilota Dornez merely glared at them.
"At least you're not finding out your dad dated the sponsor of the One-Eyed Solidarity club. I mean, seriously. And my mom was in charge of the newsletter or something? This is all too freaky."
That unforunate child had the even more unfortunate name of Logan Folgers Carson.
Harry Potter, on the other hand, was twitching on the floor.
"Mom. Draco. Ow. Brain."
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