Neat Joes
When we were little, my brother used to get royally offended by Sloppy Joes. He liked them, but hated their name, and so in our house they were known as Neat Joes. Give him a break, he was four.
So today when I had a Sloppy Joe for lunch at Ye Olde Cafeteria, I just had to text him.
Me: I just had a "Neat Joe" for lunch
Joe: WTF not cool
Me: Why not? It was delicious
Joe: Some things are sacred
Me: Well, only I knew it was Neat. The cafeteria thinks it was Sloppy.
So today when I had a Sloppy Joe for lunch at Ye Olde Cafeteria, I just had to text him.
Me: I just had a "Neat Joe" for lunch
Joe: WTF not cool
Me: Why not? It was delicious
Joe: Some things are sacred
Me: Well, only I knew it was Neat. The cafeteria thinks it was Sloppy.