Next time, I vote for Eva Braun Campbell or Josef Mengele Campbell

Dec 17, 2008 09:27

These folks were very upset that their local grocery store wouldn't write their child's full name on his birthday cake. The store was a little squeamish about it, given that this poor child's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.

I'm not even interested in arguing whether the store should have done the cake for them or not. My bigger issue here is- WHY would you do that to your kid? And I love how the dad is like, "Oh, we just liked that name, and no one else will have it." Um, yeah, because it's Hitler. And don't try to tell me you "just liked the name" when one of your daughters has a middle name like Aryan Nation.

Here's the part where my mom would say, "Whatever happened to nice simple names like John and Mary?"

good grief, in the news

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