FBHW, Adventure 2, Day 2
I, the undersigned, do hereby grant immunity to, by, and for any potential injury or perceived slights brought on by any employees or family members of Wonka Corp. The charges include, but are not limited to, death, malnutrition, neglect, monsterism, rapid onset obesity, shrinkage etc. etc. In addition, I agree to relinquish my firstborn upon immediate entry into this world. World, as defined here, constitutes...