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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I stole axewarrior20's purse (-30 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped x___disco see the light (8 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-722 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
squirrels_r_fun
...I OWN Asscrackistan.