Marry, Shag, Or Kill (Or Just Throw Off A Cliff)
arcadiaego , you made this hard on me, damn you!
Marry, Shag, Or Kill? She gave me Gerard Butler, Jason Statham, and Billy Crudup, the three hottest most awesomest guys imaginable for me.
MARRY: Jason Statham. He could protect me, he could be sexy, he could make some big bucks doing mindless movies. Besides the dating a supposed Hollywood madam, he seems like a great guy. Marry him.
SHAG: Gerard Butler. If Fake!Gerry on Twitter is Real!Gerry, he seems like a douche. Hopefully that isn't him though. And he is such a sex fiend. I'll shag him.
KILL: Billy Crudup. I wubbles him, but he does have that track record attached to his name... Hopefully he wouldn't die, though.
Marry, Shag, Or Kill? She gave me Gerard Butler, Jason Statham, and Billy Crudup, the three hottest most awesomest guys imaginable for me.
MARRY: Jason Statham. He could protect me, he could be sexy, he could make some big bucks doing mindless movies. Besides the dating a supposed Hollywood madam, he seems like a great guy. Marry him.
SHAG: Gerard Butler. If Fake!Gerry on Twitter is Real!Gerry, he seems like a douche. Hopefully that isn't him though. And he is such a sex fiend. I'll shag him.
KILL: Billy Crudup. I wubbles him, but he does have that track record attached to his name... Hopefully he wouldn't die, though.