Sep 24, 2008 14:38
Okay, so I just went into the ladies' room with a desperate need to, uh, deposit some of the coffee I drank earlier, and the room reeked of doody. Like, I almost gagged, it reeked so strongly. And the person making the reek was still in one of the stalls, making noises to accompany her smells.
I wanted to walk back out, but I really had to pee, so I just pinched my nose and breathed through my mouth and tried to hurry.
While I was peeing, Madame Stinky-Butt got up, flushed, and WALKED STRAIGHT OUT OF THE RESTROOM.
Yes, ladies and gents, this woman made such a gawdawful stench that I was literally nauseated, and then did not wash her hands.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW. EW. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.
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