Genital Piercings? Yes please!
yo wut diggety doo dah, dis da tyz-yper, clickin off sum jigga wut wuts fo my homees diz fine mornin', chill. da siz-ignals we tiz-apped into from othu galaxies is da shi-zart, chi-zill. We got sum fine bi-zatches in hear toe-up til da next day, they gots to take da day off o' wiz-ork, afta a night wit me and my riz-oomates. We haven't found a killer to hunt down our riz-oom mate / knife in our siz-ide, not chill. we gotta get this biz-atch ski-zalped, and fizast, wut. luvs it. it's so hot, just like them biz-atches... vaginas, so chill. it wuz fu-cold dis evening. wut. why ain't it snowin', we like dat white shi-zat hear at da pod. Over thanksgivin, we went to Miz-exco, mazatlawn, so chill. Dude doze mexi-nuggetz sures knowz howz ta par-TAY!!!! we got sum hiz-ookerz fo tres pesos, chill. IM me if yer looking to get MY ARSE!!! It stretches to its liz-imit, i'm a dirty loose sli-zut, and I'm looking for a chill homee to make me yer passionate stri-zanger. I don't want no pathetic coward that men have become, but a warrier. STD-free if you please, endowed, like 7" x 5.5" would be chill. Orally I've been told I'm better than any lesbian. I'm not a friz-eak, it just liked rough siz-ex. Hear's my piz-ersonal ad from LUSTLAB, chill: Me: laughs at personal ads. You: rock the jeans and loafers w/out sox. Also ride a harley. Into burning things, and having to take off work the next day becuz you made luv to me all nite. Giving good rub-downs is a must. No smokers/druggies. Doggies are a plus, NO CATS. Speaking Italien is a +. Most of all, you gots to not live @home, yoS!! GENITAL PIERCINGS? YES PLEASE!!! So chill. Alright, y'all biz-atches be givin me a ring-a-ling. Don't be playa-hatin! wut. Dis is wut I wanna be sayin: "OH! My Body!!" "My period is starting! I must go to bed for two days!" "OH My HAIR!" "Yes, we used to have sex in the closet" "Please DON'T stop with the sex stories!!!" "I'm practicing my dance moves!" I'd like to holla out to my friend BBB and Miz-egan, dee only friends we gotz in this god-fersaken wiz-orld!! Chill. Holla back. AMen.
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