Butt Pirates Is A Funny Term
I come home from work and notice that there is a eight pack of Guiness in the fridge. Guniess in this house, means that Pat is drunk. I go in his room and he's at his computer.
"I just downloaded every Madonna album ever made," he says.
"Why in the pissfuck would you do that?" I ask.
"I don't know," He answers with the biggest shiteating grin on his face. So happy.
He had found this new site to steal music from, specializing in entire albums. And discographys. He said that he wanted to see how long it would take (2 hours) and "everybody likes Madonna."
No they don't. I don't.
"Girls do."
"Yeah, Pat. We get a lot of loose women who will spread like warm butter for the Material Girl's entire catalog."
"You never know."
I ask what else they have. What follows is a late night pirate session of biblical proportions. You want it? We got it.
Madonna Discography.
Les Claypool Discography.
Rise Against Discography. (three albums is hardly a catalog.)
The Transformers Soundtrack.
17 Cure albums. (which is funny to me to chase Madonna with the Cure)
Franz Ferdinand's albums.
The Satanic Surfers Discography. (fucking awesome!)
The Dead Kennedy's Discography.
Millencolin Discography.
a shitton of Violent Femmes.
some Tool.
The Lost Boys soundtrack.
some Talking Heads.
Tom Jones Greatest Hits.
Johnny Cash Christmas ("Why did you download that?" I ask. Pat (angry) "'Cause Christmas is coming!!!")
I don't know. It was fun. It was fun to steal. Steal shit we would never buy. Did I mention Transformer's Movie Soundtrack? With Lion. Bitches.
"I just downloaded every Madonna album ever made," he says.
"Why in the pissfuck would you do that?" I ask.
"I don't know," He answers with the biggest shiteating grin on his face. So happy.
He had found this new site to steal music from, specializing in entire albums. And discographys. He said that he wanted to see how long it would take (2 hours) and "everybody likes Madonna."
No they don't. I don't.
"Girls do."
"Yeah, Pat. We get a lot of loose women who will spread like warm butter for the Material Girl's entire catalog."
"You never know."
I ask what else they have. What follows is a late night pirate session of biblical proportions. You want it? We got it.
Madonna Discography.
Les Claypool Discography.
Rise Against Discography. (three albums is hardly a catalog.)
The Transformers Soundtrack.
17 Cure albums. (which is funny to me to chase Madonna with the Cure)
Franz Ferdinand's albums.
The Satanic Surfers Discography. (fucking awesome!)
The Dead Kennedy's Discography.
Millencolin Discography.
a shitton of Violent Femmes.
some Tool.
The Lost Boys soundtrack.
some Talking Heads.
Tom Jones Greatest Hits.
Johnny Cash Christmas ("Why did you download that?" I ask. Pat (angry) "'Cause Christmas is coming!!!")
I don't know. It was fun. It was fun to steal. Steal shit we would never buy. Did I mention Transformer's Movie Soundtrack? With Lion. Bitches.