A new low...
My bottle of white-out exploded this morning, dripping its ink-concealing powers onto my pants and a document I was working on. I rushed to the bathroom and, not knowing what else to do, wiped the hell out of the glob on my pants with a soaking paper towel. My pant (not my "pants", but just the upper left leg) was totally wet. Luckily, most of the stain came out and I'll finish off the cleaning tonight with whatever Google tells me to do (I hope we have the requisite WD-40, and I know I have no nail polish removal as I consider proper nail care not biting the hell out of them for thee consecutive days).
But just now, as I was eating my lunch, I got an itch in my ear. As I used one of my "properly cared-for" nails to scratch my outer ear, a big dried chunk of white out fell into my lap.
I got a big glob of white-out on my ear.
I was going to say that this is worse than 'There's Something About Mary', but is it really? I'm so klutzy that stuff like this is par for the course. I'm just saying it's a new low.
But just now, as I was eating my lunch, I got an itch in my ear. As I used one of my "properly cared-for" nails to scratch my outer ear, a big dried chunk of white out fell into my lap.
I got a big glob of white-out on my ear.
I was going to say that this is worse than 'There's Something About Mary', but is it really? I'm so klutzy that stuff like this is par for the course. I'm just saying it's a new low.
