On Making Cupcakes

[squirrelarmy]

Me: Stir more to get the clumps out...
Mal: We need a mixer.
Me: Oh, hey, I'll make a mixer noise -- rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRR...
Mal: [stares]
Me: ...rrRRRRRRR.
Mal: ... SRHK -- OH GOD I'M BLEEDING IT'S STUCK OHMYGOD OH GOD OW OW GOD WHY MY FINGER MY FINGER PLEASE GOD UNPLUG IT--
Me: O.o

Lesson 1: Why Mal Should Never Be Allowed Imaginary Mixers.