news is lame
This is the most RETARDED THING I have seen a while.
omg! The first lady is wearing SHORTS! On vacation! In the summer!
Seriously, is there REALLY NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT? REALLY? You couldn't come up with something better than "The First Lady is wearing shorts and pretty much everyone doesn't give a flying fuck because they're TASTEFUL SHORTS in SUMMER but a few people are whining just because it makes them feel like they have an opinion and OMG ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?"
No, seriously. I hope someone gets demoted over this. Not because I'm super outraged or whatever, but because I think if you're a journalist, you should be able to have more creativity than THAT. Really.
(oh and: When Huffington Post style editor Anya Strzemien saw Obama's shorts, she knew there would be interest.
"I thought the fact that she wore shorts was newsworthy because she's the first first lady to wear shorts on Air Force One," said Strzemien.
OH HEY GUYS I FOUND WHO I WANT TO FIRE. Seriously, Anya Last-Name-I-Can't-Pronounce, she's the first woman to wear shorts on Air Force One? THAT'S your reason? I mean, I know that shorts have been a crucial factor in most of our history, but OH WAIT NO. Shorts have never been important and they never will be.)
omg! The first lady is wearing SHORTS! On vacation! In the summer!
Seriously, is there REALLY NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT? REALLY? You couldn't come up with something better than "The First Lady is wearing shorts and pretty much everyone doesn't give a flying fuck because they're TASTEFUL SHORTS in SUMMER but a few people are whining just because it makes them feel like they have an opinion and OMG ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?"
No, seriously. I hope someone gets demoted over this. Not because I'm super outraged or whatever, but because I think if you're a journalist, you should be able to have more creativity than THAT. Really.
(oh and: When Huffington Post style editor Anya Strzemien saw Obama's shorts, she knew there would be interest.
"I thought the fact that she wore shorts was newsworthy because she's the first first lady to wear shorts on Air Force One," said Strzemien.
OH HEY GUYS I FOUND WHO I WANT TO FIRE. Seriously, Anya Last-Name-I-Can't-Pronounce, she's the first woman to wear shorts on Air Force One? THAT'S your reason? I mean, I know that shorts have been a crucial factor in most of our history, but OH WAIT NO. Shorts have never been important and they never will be.)