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"Once, me and John were at the beach when we were kids. John asked me what i thought loving a woman would be like. So, I came up with the idea of making women out of sand to practice with. I was paying attention to my sand-woman and John had made his close to the tide. Well, she dissolved and he went with her into the sea. I guess he was into it and i dont know... learned something. So, anyway... Carrie, it's a tall order, but... you're a big girl, so, love him. Love John like that life-giving ocean."