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If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in "mother in law", they come out to "Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
okay, i'm done. ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in "mother in law", they come out to "Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
okay, i'm done. ttyl humanoids, if i live that long...