profanisaurus
BEER MUFFS: Invisitble ear defenders that attach themselves to a man's head after several pints, rendering him unalbe to hold a conversation without shouting ot to watch TV at anything but full volume
CHAMPAGNE CORKS: Bullet-hard nipples that pop out of the tit pants with enough force to take your eye out.
TIT PANTS: A bra
TIT SPLITTER: A lady's fashion bag work diagonally across the torso such that it bisects the headlamps
GASH BARON: A merchant trading in women of questionable repute. A tart farmer. A pimp
KIPPER FOR BREAKFAST: To rise early and go for a horizontal jog, ideal cure for dawn horn.
LOW HANGING FRUIT: 1. Funding which can easily be cut during a budget. 2. Nads that hang out of low-cut shorts
I LOVE MY NEW BOOK!
CHAMPAGNE CORKS: Bullet-hard nipples that pop out of the tit pants with enough force to take your eye out.
TIT PANTS: A bra
TIT SPLITTER: A lady's fashion bag work diagonally across the torso such that it bisects the headlamps
GASH BARON: A merchant trading in women of questionable repute. A tart farmer. A pimp
KIPPER FOR BREAKFAST: To rise early and go for a horizontal jog, ideal cure for dawn horn.
LOW HANGING FRUIT: 1. Funding which can easily be cut during a budget. 2. Nads that hang out of low-cut shorts
I LOVE MY NEW BOOK!