Weather-induced Hiatus

[squidwhisk]

I have to take a break from my writing for a week because my city has decided to earn its moniker as one of the coldest inhabited places on earth. In other words, I would much prefer to live in my freezer than outside right now, because my freezer is downright toasty; because my freezer is only at eight below, whereas it is about 35 below outside. So why does this result in less writing? It is because I refuse to pay to heat this blasted house and am instead spending all my time at the gym where it is warm. Temperature is scheduled to rise to a toasty twenty below by the end of the week and therefore both my writing and I will be back.

Sorry about being a giant wimp!

Sincerely,
Frozen Squid