Ectoplasmic Bitches

May 31, 2008 19:17

I almost forgot that I had one of these things.

Way back in the day I was hanging out in the A & P parking lot with this one lady. She had purchased an enormous zucchini and I had more Ecto-Cooler in my system than blood. Shit was bananas... I just remember seeing this guy who had just robbed the place, run out- and out of no where he began dusting the bald-headed technicolor cactus. I pounded more Ecto-Cooler and ran home. I don't think that they ever caught the gentleman who robbed the A & P, and I never saw the zucchini lady again, and they don't make Ecto-Cooler anymore. I've never shared that story with anyone because of the magnitude of it's specialness.

Thanks,

G.T.
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