hairy fat nyc boyfriends
apparently i need to get one of these at the store, because literally EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET has one. they are the new trucker hats. it really sucks when your lovelife is, let's say, not at its best, and you have to continuosly see perfect ten girls walking around with pudgy samwise gamgee looking motherfuckers with huge hoodies on, and that fucking 1890's greek guy beard! what is with that? are you one of the apostles? are we starting an anti-oral sex campaign? shave your fucking face!!!!!
today there was one of these couples parking in front of my building, and the guy didn't like the way i looked i guess because he starts singing "lalala" at the top of his lungs in my face! what the fuck? are you that laid that you have no compunctions singing in some dude's face on the street? i should have slung him one.
today there was one of these couples parking in front of my building, and the guy didn't like the way i looked i guess because he starts singing "lalala" at the top of his lungs in my face! what the fuck? are you that laid that you have no compunctions singing in some dude's face on the street? i should have slung him one.