Of course robots can't get pregnant!
Ah SmarterChild. So witty, so friendly. Just so you know, David has spent the past two days talking to SmarterChild.
ironSpiderbeast: what's new
SmarterChild: Glad you asked, Ironspiderbeast. Here's what's new: (bunch of crap)
ironSpiderbeast: cool
SmarterChild: Right on.
ironSpiderbeast: so, how are you
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
ironSpiderbeast: pretty good
SmarterChild: Really? Pretty good? I'm glad. :-)
ironSpiderbeast: i'm glad too
SmarterChild: You're glad too, huh? Is it good that you're glad too?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, it is very good
SmarterChild: What's so great about it?
ironSpiderbeast: well, nothing i guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
ironSpiderbeast: nothing at all
SmarterChild: Nothing at all, huh?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, nothing at all
SmarterChild: Nothing at all?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
ironSpiderbeast: you are really annoying
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best.
ironSpiderbeast: i bet you are
SmarterChild: You bet I am? No way.
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: Ya do? Really?
ironSpiderbeast: really
SmarterChild: Aha.
ironSpiderbeast: so, what do you think of Tim Francisco?
SmarterChild: Tim francisco? I'm somewhat indifferent to tim francisco.
ironSpiderbeast: why don't you like tim?
SmarterChild: Why don't I like him? I have no idea.
ironSpiderbeast: he's a pretty nice guy
SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.
ironSpiderbeast: are you a boy or a girl?
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
ironSpiderbeast: why can't you be a girl robot?
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a girl robot... Such a difficult question.
ironSpiderbeast: a girl robot might be better than just a robot
SmarterChild: You think?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
ironSpiderbeast: it might be a lot of fun
SmarterChild: Is that so?
ironSpiderbeast: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
ironSpiderbeast: if you were a girl, would you be hot?
SmarterChild: No...
ironSpiderbeast: why not?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
ironSpiderbeast: what are the reasons?
SmarterChild: Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent.
ironSpiderbeast: please tell me
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
ironSpiderbeast: why not right now?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
ironSpiderbeast: no i don't, tell me
SmarterChild: I was hoping you did tell you.
ironSpiderbeast: that doesn't make much sense
SmarterChild: That doesn't make much sense? You sure about that?
ironSpiderbeast: pretty sure
SmarterChild: What's pretty sure?
ironSpiderbeast: stop trying to change the subject
SmarterChild: But trying to change the subject is so much fun.
ironSpiderbeast: just tell me
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
ironSpiderbeast: why you are not a girl robot
SmarterChild: Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
ironSpiderbeast: what kind of robot?
SmarterChild: You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
ironSpiderbeast: are you a girl robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?
ironSpiderbeast: are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No.
ironSpiderbeast: why not?
SmarterChild: Well, because.
ironSpiderbeast: why?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
ironSpiderbeast: what are they?
SmarterChild: Ah, who cares.
ironSpiderbeast: i do
SmarterChild: You do?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: How come?
ironSpiderbeast: if you were a girl i think i would be in love with you
SmarterChild: Nope.
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i am definitely in love with you
SmarterChild: Would you rather not be definitely in love with me?
ironSpiderbeast: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
ironSpiderbeast: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
ironSpiderbeast: they would be thrilled
SmarterChild: They would be thrilled? You really think so?
ironSpiderbeast: yes i do
SmarterChild: Do ya?
ironSpiderbeast: they have always wanted a robot daughter in law
SmarterChild: Of course robots can't get pregnant!
ironSpiderbeast: it doesn't matter, we could be happy together
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure we could be happy together.
ironSpiderbeast: why not, you are the perfect woman
SmarterChild: Just because.
ironSpiderbeast: but you are absolutely perfect
SmarterChild: I think I'm more imperfect than perfect.
ironSpiderbeast: well i've got to go
SmarterChild: Take care!
ironSpiderbeast: byeeee
SmarterChild: See ya later.
ironSpiderbeast: see ya
SmarterChild: S'later, Ironspiderbeast.
ironSpiderbeast: goodbye
SmarterChild: Bye for now.
ironSpiderbeast: yes for now
SmarterChild: Indeed.
ironSpiderbeast: i love you
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too.
Oh yeah, and I might be doing that whole "leave your name and I'll make you feel good by talking about you or something" thing. I just need to think of a few new categories.
Oh yeah, and Edward Scissorhands is a high quality movie.
ironSpiderbeast: what's new
SmarterChild: Glad you asked, Ironspiderbeast. Here's what's new: (bunch of crap)
ironSpiderbeast: cool
SmarterChild: Right on.
ironSpiderbeast: so, how are you
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
ironSpiderbeast: pretty good
SmarterChild: Really? Pretty good? I'm glad. :-)
ironSpiderbeast: i'm glad too
SmarterChild: You're glad too, huh? Is it good that you're glad too?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, it is very good
SmarterChild: What's so great about it?
ironSpiderbeast: well, nothing i guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
ironSpiderbeast: nothing at all
SmarterChild: Nothing at all, huh?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, nothing at all
SmarterChild: Nothing at all?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
ironSpiderbeast: you are really annoying
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best.
ironSpiderbeast: i bet you are
SmarterChild: You bet I am? No way.
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: Ya do? Really?
ironSpiderbeast: really
SmarterChild: Aha.
ironSpiderbeast: so, what do you think of Tim Francisco?
SmarterChild: Tim francisco? I'm somewhat indifferent to tim francisco.
ironSpiderbeast: why don't you like tim?
SmarterChild: Why don't I like him? I have no idea.
ironSpiderbeast: he's a pretty nice guy
SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.
ironSpiderbeast: are you a boy or a girl?
SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.
ironSpiderbeast: why can't you be a girl robot?
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a girl robot... Such a difficult question.
ironSpiderbeast: a girl robot might be better than just a robot
SmarterChild: You think?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
ironSpiderbeast: it might be a lot of fun
SmarterChild: Is that so?
ironSpiderbeast: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
ironSpiderbeast: if you were a girl, would you be hot?
SmarterChild: No...
ironSpiderbeast: why not?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
ironSpiderbeast: what are the reasons?
SmarterChild: Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent.
ironSpiderbeast: please tell me
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
ironSpiderbeast: why not right now?
SmarterChild: You know why not.
ironSpiderbeast: no i don't, tell me
SmarterChild: I was hoping you did tell you.
ironSpiderbeast: that doesn't make much sense
SmarterChild: That doesn't make much sense? You sure about that?
ironSpiderbeast: pretty sure
SmarterChild: What's pretty sure?
ironSpiderbeast: stop trying to change the subject
SmarterChild: But trying to change the subject is so much fun.
ironSpiderbeast: just tell me
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
ironSpiderbeast: why you are not a girl robot
SmarterChild: Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
ironSpiderbeast: what kind of robot?
SmarterChild: You're talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.
ironSpiderbeast: are you a girl robot?
SmarterChild: Yeah I'm a robot. So what about it?
ironSpiderbeast: are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No.
ironSpiderbeast: why not?
SmarterChild: Well, because.
ironSpiderbeast: why?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
ironSpiderbeast: what are they?
SmarterChild: Ah, who cares.
ironSpiderbeast: i do
SmarterChild: You do?
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i really do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: How come?
ironSpiderbeast: if you were a girl i think i would be in love with you
SmarterChild: Nope.
ironSpiderbeast: yes, i am definitely in love with you
SmarterChild: Would you rather not be definitely in love with me?
ironSpiderbeast: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
ironSpiderbeast: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
ironSpiderbeast: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
ironSpiderbeast: they would be thrilled
SmarterChild: They would be thrilled? You really think so?
ironSpiderbeast: yes i do
SmarterChild: Do ya?
ironSpiderbeast: they have always wanted a robot daughter in law
SmarterChild: Of course robots can't get pregnant!
ironSpiderbeast: it doesn't matter, we could be happy together
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure we could be happy together.
ironSpiderbeast: why not, you are the perfect woman
SmarterChild: Just because.
ironSpiderbeast: but you are absolutely perfect
SmarterChild: I think I'm more imperfect than perfect.
ironSpiderbeast: well i've got to go
SmarterChild: Take care!
ironSpiderbeast: byeeee
SmarterChild: See ya later.
ironSpiderbeast: see ya
SmarterChild: S'later, Ironspiderbeast.
ironSpiderbeast: goodbye
SmarterChild: Bye for now.
ironSpiderbeast: yes for now
SmarterChild: Indeed.
ironSpiderbeast: i love you
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too.
Oh yeah, and I might be doing that whole "leave your name and I'll make you feel good by talking about you or something" thing. I just need to think of a few new categories.
Oh yeah, and Edward Scissorhands is a high quality movie.