please remove my eyes, ears and anything else that can intake pain to my brain...
Have you ever...
1. Fallen for your neighbor?: No
2. Made out with just a friend?: Long time ago, yeah
3. Been rejected?: I almost never take no for an answer
4. Been in love?: Never as much as I am presently
5. Used someone?: When and as I need to
6. Been used?: Once or twice
7. Been Kissed?: Yes
8. Done something you regret?: Jesus, that's a list...
9. Cried just to get out of trouble?: Negative
Who was the last person...
10. You talked to?: Mako-chan
11. You hugged?: My sister
12. you imed?: Mako-chan
13. You Missed?: Mako-chan
15. You yelled at?: The slot machine when it ate my shinies
16. You laughed with?: Mako-chan
17. Who broke your heart?: Nancy
18. Who told you they loved you?: Mako-chan
19. You kissed?: Ask me that one again next week
Have you / Do you / Are you...
20. Have a Birthmark? If I do, it's on my ass or back or somewhere else that I can't see
21. Have any piercing?: In my left ear.
22. Have a 6 pack?: It's coming back together
23. Own your own house?: I used to live on the ocean in San Diego, and it was estimated at around $150 million... but it wasn't mine, and the world's a lot safer that it wasn't.
24. Own a nice car?: I wish I had a nice Toyota Supra Twin Turbo...
25. Speak any languages?: Extremely fluent in English, though I know bits and pieces of French, Spanish, German, Russian and Japanese.
26. Cook your own Dinner?: Occasionally, what guy /doesn't/ have that one dish that he does eighteen thousand times better than anyone else he knows?
27. Color your hair?: Never tried that before
28. Have green eyes?: Negative
29. Stolen anything?: . . . . Me? No, I'm a fuckin saint.
30. Smoked?: It's expensive as hell, too
31. Taken drugs?: An officer once asked me "Where did you get this?" and I told "I didn't get it... It got me."
32. Obsessive?: Not really. Requires work to be obsessive.
33. ADD?: ::chases the shinies::
34. Have a crush on someone?: Affirmative
35. Panic?: Only if it's something serious. If an apple falls on the floor, I'm still cool. If it's MY apple, I freak.
36. Anxiety?: Deadlines will do that to you...
37. Depressed?: I haven't felt that in a long time, honestly.
38. Control Freak?: Hells no
39. Obsessed with hate?: Every so often, that right little dumbass will cross my path and give me something to work with. Presently, I'm out of those, and forced to settle with only hating terrorists.
40. Have a tattoo?: Right arm, si
Questions...
41. If you could be anywhere, where would it be?: Pittsburgh, PA Let's go Steelers!
42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: Yeah! I put whiskey in it, and it comes back out all on its own. Kind of disgusting to see, however...
43. What feature do you find most attractive on guys?: o_O wtf did you just say?!
44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: I've gotta wait another 4 and a half years to vote for MEN again
45. Would you marry for money?: Negative
46. Have you had braces?: Nope
48. Do you sing in the shower?: Not very often
50. Could you live without a computer?: Perhaps, but I'd be irritable as hell.
51. Do you use AOL, MSN, Yahoo?: I still have aol and yahoo on this cpu for some stupid reason... AIM
53. If you could live in any past, where would it be?: Germany in the 40's. Just to see the Nazi war machine
54. Do you wear white socks?: Is there another kind?
55. Do you wear shoes?: No, I pad around barefooted. WTF kind of question was that? Of course I wear shoes...
56. What is your favorite fruit?: Strawberries or pomegranates
57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: White power, baby
58. What is your favorite place to visit?: Anywhere outside of MS
59. Fav DVD?: True Lies
60. Do you kiss on the first date?: If the chance presents itself
61. Are you photogenic?: I hate cameras
62. Do you dream in color or black and white?: I've never had a black and white dream... I'll bet those're kewl
63. What are you wearing right now?: A towel and you
64. Do you eat a lot of fruit?: Hardly ever
65. Do you have dimples?: Negative
66. Do you remember being born?: Do you? That'd be a fuckin weird memory, wouldn't it?
67. Why do you take surveys?: Why do you write them? Dumbass question there, si.
68. Do you drink alcohol?: Not a drop. I hear it's pretty good, too.
70. What is the best accent?: Spanish
72. Do you like sunsets?: Mmhmm
73. Do you want to live to be 100?: WTF for? The world sucks now, and to have to endure it another 75 years would be torture.
74. If not, why?: Because you'll prolly write another survey in that period of time and I don't wanna be around for it.
75. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: I used to, but stopped when it actually moved
76. Are you loyal?: I'd like to think so, si
77. Are you tolerant of other people?: When I find you, I'll give you my answer with Mr. Crowbar.
81. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: 24. I was so upset, too. Cruel, cruel bastards.
82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: Uno
84. Do you write poetry?: I used to write songs, actually...
85. Snore?: Dunno. I can't hear it if I do.
86. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: Sides
87. Do you like Cats/Dogs?: I'm a big cat person...
88. Do you lick stamps?: o.o They still sell the licky ones? You're kidding.
89. Do you use an electric can opener?: I use my teeth. Both of them.
90. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: Yeah, and after fifteen minutes, it's boring
91. Like your name?: I'd like it more if I could rearrange the letters and adopt a new last name... I guess I don't like my name.
92. Were you named after anyone?: A prophet
93. Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes.
94. Which finger is your favorite?: The birdy
95. When did you last cry?: when Nancy and I split. Cried my fuckin eyes out.
98. Favorite num.?: 1337
99. Any bad habits?: Not bad, but expensive
100. How many kids do you want?: This world isn't prepared, nor in need of another little demon running around. Be thankful.
1. Fallen for your neighbor?: No
2. Made out with just a friend?: Long time ago, yeah
3. Been rejected?: I almost never take no for an answer
4. Been in love?: Never as much as I am presently
5. Used someone?: When and as I need to
6. Been used?: Once or twice
7. Been Kissed?: Yes
8. Done something you regret?: Jesus, that's a list...
9. Cried just to get out of trouble?: Negative
Who was the last person...
10. You talked to?: Mako-chan
11. You hugged?: My sister
12. you imed?: Mako-chan
13. You Missed?: Mako-chan
15. You yelled at?: The slot machine when it ate my shinies
16. You laughed with?: Mako-chan
17. Who broke your heart?: Nancy
18. Who told you they loved you?: Mako-chan
19. You kissed?: Ask me that one again next week
Have you / Do you / Are you...
20. Have a Birthmark? If I do, it's on my ass or back or somewhere else that I can't see
21. Have any piercing?: In my left ear.
22. Have a 6 pack?: It's coming back together
23. Own your own house?: I used to live on the ocean in San Diego, and it was estimated at around $150 million... but it wasn't mine, and the world's a lot safer that it wasn't.
24. Own a nice car?: I wish I had a nice Toyota Supra Twin Turbo...
25. Speak any languages?: Extremely fluent in English, though I know bits and pieces of French, Spanish, German, Russian and Japanese.
26. Cook your own Dinner?: Occasionally, what guy /doesn't/ have that one dish that he does eighteen thousand times better than anyone else he knows?
27. Color your hair?: Never tried that before
28. Have green eyes?: Negative
29. Stolen anything?: . . . . Me? No, I'm a fuckin saint.
30. Smoked?: It's expensive as hell, too
31. Taken drugs?: An officer once asked me "Where did you get this?" and I told "I didn't get it... It got me."
32. Obsessive?: Not really. Requires work to be obsessive.
33. ADD?: ::chases the shinies::
34. Have a crush on someone?: Affirmative
35. Panic?: Only if it's something serious. If an apple falls on the floor, I'm still cool. If it's MY apple, I freak.
36. Anxiety?: Deadlines will do that to you...
37. Depressed?: I haven't felt that in a long time, honestly.
38. Control Freak?: Hells no
39. Obsessed with hate?: Every so often, that right little dumbass will cross my path and give me something to work with. Presently, I'm out of those, and forced to settle with only hating terrorists.
40. Have a tattoo?: Right arm, si
Questions...
41. If you could be anywhere, where would it be?: Pittsburgh, PA Let's go Steelers!
42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: Yeah! I put whiskey in it, and it comes back out all on its own. Kind of disgusting to see, however...
43. What feature do you find most attractive on guys?: o_O wtf did you just say?!
44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: I've gotta wait another 4 and a half years to vote for MEN again
45. Would you marry for money?: Negative
46. Have you had braces?: Nope
48. Do you sing in the shower?: Not very often
50. Could you live without a computer?: Perhaps, but I'd be irritable as hell.
51. Do you use AOL, MSN, Yahoo?: I still have aol and yahoo on this cpu for some stupid reason... AIM
53. If you could live in any past, where would it be?: Germany in the 40's. Just to see the Nazi war machine
54. Do you wear white socks?: Is there another kind?
55. Do you wear shoes?: No, I pad around barefooted. WTF kind of question was that? Of course I wear shoes...
56. What is your favorite fruit?: Strawberries or pomegranates
57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: White power, baby
58. What is your favorite place to visit?: Anywhere outside of MS
59. Fav DVD?: True Lies
60. Do you kiss on the first date?: If the chance presents itself
61. Are you photogenic?: I hate cameras
62. Do you dream in color or black and white?: I've never had a black and white dream... I'll bet those're kewl
63. What are you wearing right now?: A towel and you
64. Do you eat a lot of fruit?: Hardly ever
65. Do you have dimples?: Negative
66. Do you remember being born?: Do you? That'd be a fuckin weird memory, wouldn't it?
67. Why do you take surveys?: Why do you write them? Dumbass question there, si.
68. Do you drink alcohol?: Not a drop. I hear it's pretty good, too.
70. What is the best accent?: Spanish
72. Do you like sunsets?: Mmhmm
73. Do you want to live to be 100?: WTF for? The world sucks now, and to have to endure it another 75 years would be torture.
74. If not, why?: Because you'll prolly write another survey in that period of time and I don't wanna be around for it.
75. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: I used to, but stopped when it actually moved
76. Are you loyal?: I'd like to think so, si
77. Are you tolerant of other people?: When I find you, I'll give you my answer with Mr. Crowbar.
81. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: 24. I was so upset, too. Cruel, cruel bastards.
82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: Uno
84. Do you write poetry?: I used to write songs, actually...
85. Snore?: Dunno. I can't hear it if I do.
86. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: Sides
87. Do you like Cats/Dogs?: I'm a big cat person...
88. Do you lick stamps?: o.o They still sell the licky ones? You're kidding.
89. Do you use an electric can opener?: I use my teeth. Both of them.
90. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: Yeah, and after fifteen minutes, it's boring
91. Like your name?: I'd like it more if I could rearrange the letters and adopt a new last name... I guess I don't like my name.
92. Were you named after anyone?: A prophet
93. Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes.
94. Which finger is your favorite?: The birdy
95. When did you last cry?: when Nancy and I split. Cried my fuckin eyes out.
98. Favorite num.?: 1337
99. Any bad habits?: Not bad, but expensive
100. How many kids do you want?: This world isn't prepared, nor in need of another little demon running around. Be thankful.