Party In L-Town!!!
Today I have'nt done a thing, the reason for this being is that it was hotter than hell. It really was to hot to do anything. It's becasue Katie bought the second season of Dark Angel, and since she lives soooo close to me the hottness has radiated off of her house and come to mine, DAMN YOU JESSICA ALBA!!! Just kidding I am sorry Katie for damning Jessica Alba. Well anyway today me and my sister went fore a morning out in town (before it got 100 fucking degrees) and I got a job application and almost got ran over by officer brandon, LOL, he is crazy. I was walking down the road and all of a sudden I heard a car horn and squeeling tires, I looked behind me and it was a police car with officer brandon in it!!! He pulled up next to me and I quote said "You thought I was gonna hit you, shit". He really is my favorite police officer in the hole world because i think that if i seriously called him and needed something he would do it, I forgot to tell you that I also have his cell phone number, WTF!!! Well anyway some time after that katie called me and was allike someone put posters in town about you, and I was like no they did'nt. So I walked back into town (almost died in the dessert) and found it, she was right, someone put a flier in town saying I was missing, WTF? As I was about to walk away kiaya was all, "like there are more", and i was like, "WTF" (my new favorite word apparently since I've said it twenty damn times in this entry). So me and Kiaya went to investigate, when we got close I found that they were not about me, one was about katie loving jessica alba, and the others were just random and said things like, "Beware Of The Snake". Katie, I am sorry I could not bring them to your house but when the sun was blazing it was just to much of an inferno for my body to handle, since you are a tub, I know you understand.
Tomorrow I am going to lexington with Carl to go to JP's wild party and hang out with all the lexington (Georgetown to I guess Kate and Kandice, LOL) people!!! It sounds to be promisingly crazy and I might die from being drunk or something. So maybe I should make my will:
-Kiaya, I am leaving you with the family hotness, keep it up girl.
-Katie, you can have my dear simon because I know you will treat him like he were your own. You can also have my drivers license that I don't ever have to worry about using because my report card came in, and, well, let's just say they were not all A's (all b's and A's but dads a shit)
-JP, you can have all my clothes and shoes and stuff because I know that you will appreciate them more than anyone.
-Kaleb, you may have my ability to run, work on your ass. (Hint: Don't you know that if you don't feed your stomach your body will eat your ass)
-Carl, you can have all of my P.I.M.P skills, because you are a pimp.
-Elaine, I will get you cold green beans before I die, don't worry.
-Chloe, you may have cell phone, it is dear to me and I know you will use it well.
-Julia, I am going to leave you my dog, good fuckin luck. J/K, you can have my tennis shirt you love sooo much.
-Natalie, you may have my alcohol stash to add to your house parties.
-Kandice, you may have my season 1 box set of the O.C, I know you will appreciate it.
-Farah you and shane may have all of simons accesories because he needs them and katie will buy simon the world.
-Tim, you may have satan (my hermit crab) because you do well with animals.
-Jesse, you can have my redneck alter ego, treat it well.
-Lilly I want you to have my lobster toy because it is fun to bite and you will enjoy it
-Kate, I want you to have my body, because i know you will do something meaningful and enviromentally friendly with it.
-Morgan, I want you to have my japanese foreign exchange student and all of my bad rap cd's
-Lindsay, I want to know where you live before I die
ok I am tired of making my will but I hope that everyone that got something will enjoy it and if I forgot you, tell me and I will add you to the list.
Here are some of them
Tomorrow I am going to lexington with Carl to go to JP's wild party and hang out with all the lexington (Georgetown to I guess Kate and Kandice, LOL) people!!! It sounds to be promisingly crazy and I might die from being drunk or something. So maybe I should make my will:
-Kiaya, I am leaving you with the family hotness, keep it up girl.
-Katie, you can have my dear simon because I know you will treat him like he were your own. You can also have my drivers license that I don't ever have to worry about using because my report card came in, and, well, let's just say they were not all A's (all b's and A's but dads a shit)
-JP, you can have all my clothes and shoes and stuff because I know that you will appreciate them more than anyone.
-Kaleb, you may have my ability to run, work on your ass. (Hint: Don't you know that if you don't feed your stomach your body will eat your ass)
-Carl, you can have all of my P.I.M.P skills, because you are a pimp.
-Elaine, I will get you cold green beans before I die, don't worry.
-Chloe, you may have cell phone, it is dear to me and I know you will use it well.
-Julia, I am going to leave you my dog, good fuckin luck. J/K, you can have my tennis shirt you love sooo much.
-Natalie, you may have my alcohol stash to add to your house parties.
-Kandice, you may have my season 1 box set of the O.C, I know you will appreciate it.
-Farah you and shane may have all of simons accesories because he needs them and katie will buy simon the world.
-Tim, you may have satan (my hermit crab) because you do well with animals.
-Jesse, you can have my redneck alter ego, treat it well.
-Lilly I want you to have my lobster toy because it is fun to bite and you will enjoy it
-Kate, I want you to have my body, because i know you will do something meaningful and enviromentally friendly with it.
-Morgan, I want you to have my japanese foreign exchange student and all of my bad rap cd's
-Lindsay, I want to know where you live before I die
ok I am tired of making my will but I hope that everyone that got something will enjoy it and if I forgot you, tell me and I will add you to the list.
Here are some of them