There Is A Time In A Man's Life When It's Ok To Strike A Woman-Patrick
Goodness I have'nt updated in a while but here we go. The past week has been, well, Fun as hell!!! Actually it has'nt been a week but whatever. Wednesday I went to michelles' going away party thing and it was so fun. It was supposed to be a pool party but it was freekin freezin. I ended up learning how to play paddle ball or whatever with ryan (who I might tell you is a pro), and we whatched this thing that Elaine, Julia, Chloe, and Emily made and it was fuckin hilarious and RED, YEAH!!! After that Chloe, Patrick, Julia, John, and I were all like "fuck this, It's supposed to be a pool party, we're swimmin", so we did, and we froze our asses off. It was really fun to jump in freezing water and then run out and get in the hot tub though, and also to convince people like jesse (sorry) to be idiots with us. After that julia, patrick, chloe, julian, and I decided that we wanted to go hiking, but really we ended up driving around in the boones and almost getting murdered by some creep in a truck. Patrick also taught me how to do a tur about being as my test for my license was in 7 hours (keep in mind it was 1am), then he went home and chloe, julia, julian, and I still wanted to do stuff, so we did. We ate at McDonalds like 10 times and then went and climbed on top of the school which was really fun. I forgot to mention that we also went inside of the school because the f'in doors were open. After chillin on the school for days we went for a creepy walk around the wooded trail at the school and I def thought that weez waz gonna dy........but we did'nt, and after our walk we played on the swings. Earlier that night we promised michelle that we waz goin to say bye to her at 5am, being as it was almost 5am we went to her house and said bye, then we all went home to go to bed. Except me who had a license test in a hour so I was all like "well shit I myaswell stay up", keep in mind that at this point of time I was soooo tired I felt wasted. I went to go and take my test and thought that I was goinsda die!!! I had to wait for forty minutes, AHHHHHHH, but as I said I passed!!! I then went home and ate my weight in food and thought about going to sleep but I did'nt because Carl called me up and was like "Let's go to lexington". I was like "SHIT", but since I wanted to go to see JP and Kate real bad I went. Kate could'nt come because she hates me (j/k, I know she loves me because she tells sambie so all the time) but I still was surprised at how much fun I had. I think Carl had a lotta fun to and everyone in Lex loves him!!! JP almost made me piss myself when he ran into a tree with a darth vader mask on, it really was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Me and Carl almost met some new people that we also love and their names are Mattie, Nick, and Rachael from the O.C (is'nt that hawt). It finally came time to leave and me and Carl brought JP with us because he was going to spend the night with me. We tried to get Carl to but his mom was all like "hell naw", so we hung out a little longer and almost died (by that I mean crashed into a building). We also went to elaine's to try to kidnap her, we were not sucessful. Finally we got to my house and instead of going to bed watched flash videos and did other P.I.M.P shit like that. Then we went to Kings Island were Lynn was being a complete bitch and would'nt let c-lo and hoolia ride with us. Me and JP were all like "BIZATCH", but we still had a lotta fun and rode everything. Wanna here something really ridontoulous, me and my sister put together lost $400, by lost I mean that it fell out of our pockets, we are such pimps. On the serious I did lose my wallet and was really scared because it had my license and pics of sarah that are precious to my existence, so I was really worried, worried enought to call my dad who I quote said "Don't worry son, I lost my wallet once and lost $6,000", then I was all like "You dumb ass". I did indeed find my wallet at the info center, but it had no money in it and I am gettin it dusted and killin da bitch wit my money!!! I was really relieved to find it though and I also got to spend my day being fuckin' RED with Gentry Bawls (Jpizzles red name), so it was worth it. After Kings Island we took JP home and then went home ourselves. I slept so good last night, and I think it was because I had'nt slept in 3 days. On da real though thats how the last couple of days have been and I can't wait to see how the rest of the time till I go to my Dads to get my car goes.