I think it means I'm a basically good person

Dec 07, 2005 11:10

Even though I've apparently got it out for Emily.


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon emeryjane (65 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I rescued rinnywee from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I fed emeryjane to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1000 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
SquidDNA

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