Even though I've apparently got it out for Emily.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
emeryjane (65 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I rescued
rinnywee from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I fed
emeryjane to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1000 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
SquidDNA
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