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Apr 26, 2006 16:57

I copy/pasted this lovely story from my friend Lizi's journal (lizithefork). Lizi is from my old school. Mr Reiter was my 7th grade Science teacher. Ms Graves is Lizi's 8th grade math teacher. The story shows how cool the teachers at JW were.

so. i have to explain somethings first.
- i have miss graves (the younger one) for first period, and mr reiter is in the classroom next to us. mr reiter doesnt like us.
- he baited us. he threw a pumpkin outside our window. so it smelled like rotting pumpkin. this was like 2 weeks before spring break? he had also earlier thrown a tangerine and an apple. like, before winter break.

so this is what we did, stripped of all the details.
we stole his chair (it's like his favorite thing ever. he calls it "mr. man"), decorated it all pink and stuff, took pictures of it and emailed it to him, and then hid his chair somewhere in the school. then we put a ransom note on a folding chair in it's place.

yesterday. so me, elisa, vanessa, maham, and cindy (and actually also dev, but he was embarassed and didnt want me to tell anyone..... oh well.) stayed after school to help miss graves. first, miss graves went out on the roof and got the pumpkin. she got stuck out there and it was actually hugely funny. but i sent her a folding chair. the other miss graves (her mom) was helping too. so i cut out hearts and flowers out of pink and red paper. elisa cut out letters from magazines for the ransom note. (yes, we did make it entirely out of magazine letters. it was great.) and then i went down and borrowed the librarian's digital camera. we waited until mr reiter left. we stole his chair, put the hearts and flowers on it, along with pink and yellow streamers and a sign saying 'The "MAN" chair'. we took it back in his room, and took some pictures of it in its usual spot. then we took a picture of it right outside his room, and one of it in the elevator. we made a fake email, something like "reiterschairthief" at yahoo or something.
we emailed the pictures to him. (the end of the ransom note said to check his email). and then we convinced this teacher to keep the chair for us. she said that she would only keep it till friday. so he has until friday to find his chair! AND then we took the rotten pumpkin and put it in his little mini fridge.

he knows it's us. (us meaning, our class. nobody in any of miss graves' other classes knows about this. well, they dont know that it was us.i dont think they even know about the pumpkin.) she let it be our class cause the pumpkin hit the roof during our class. it was really funny.
but he accused us already. we're denying everything exept the pumpkin.
it's great.

lizi, rockville

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