Blst from my own past
"What happens when two mice are walking down a leftward diagonal slanted wedge of chese, at the speed of 44mph. -44 seconds action time. under the heatish aspects of 389 degrees ferenheit...I mean, one mouse is named Shirly, She's the quiet type, And it's parmesean, from the town of solochello. The other mouse has a limp, but he's cool. And I mean, It's all rotating at a moderate speed in comparison to the average of microwave plate velocity... What's for dinner?"