Women Drivers
Ok so, first this applies to all of you except Sam...and the guys, it doesn't really apply to you either, except Stepho who rolled his Ford Focus doing 120 somewhere in polk county. Right, so heres a brief lecture to all the rest of you, you suck.
Ok so here I am leaving work to go to lunch, Chris and I are driving down the road, well this is all well and good but what do I see ahead? One of those flashy arrows that say get the hell over or you're gonna kill a brother, ok so I check my mirrors, no problem the Lexus SUV behind me is far enough away to make a safe lane change. So I did. Well guess what, the 75 year old woman driving didn't like this one bit, she laid on the horn like you'd thought I'd hit her. So of course I do what any sane driver would do, I slam on my breaks, she doesn't like this much either and attempts to go around me, only to find the flashy arrow thingy in the way, she quickly swerves back in behind me and awaits the road going to 4 lanes again.
The road returns to 4 lanes and she quickly passes by me, giving me, not the bird, but the raspberries.
wtf?
she proceeded to do this two more times. Women, share the road with them, cant kill em.
Ok so here I am leaving work to go to lunch, Chris and I are driving down the road, well this is all well and good but what do I see ahead? One of those flashy arrows that say get the hell over or you're gonna kill a brother, ok so I check my mirrors, no problem the Lexus SUV behind me is far enough away to make a safe lane change. So I did. Well guess what, the 75 year old woman driving didn't like this one bit, she laid on the horn like you'd thought I'd hit her. So of course I do what any sane driver would do, I slam on my breaks, she doesn't like this much either and attempts to go around me, only to find the flashy arrow thingy in the way, she quickly swerves back in behind me and awaits the road going to 4 lanes again.
The road returns to 4 lanes and she quickly passes by me, giving me, not the bird, but the raspberries.
wtf?
she proceeded to do this two more times. Women, share the road with them, cant kill em.