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these zombie baby jokes are fucking hilarious.
What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.
What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot iron spear.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
ahaa. funny. reminds me of the dead baby jokes kingston used to tell me.
i had a dream once that my whole family were turned into zombies except for nancy. i think the cat started it, bit milo, and then milo bit erin (obviously, she didn't have the heart to hold him down for too long, i think) and then milo bit my dad, and then i think i was trying to hold down the dog or something and he escaped and bit into my hand. siiick.
WHO A LA ME: nah, i went through the cellophane phase.
WHO A LA ME: it is pretty delicious
cj squeejay: i should try some
WHO A LA ME: go for it!
WHO A LA ME: do it, charo!
cj squeejay: will plastic wrap do?
WHO A LA ME: suuure!
cj squeejay: ok done
WHO A LA ME: yess
WHO A LA ME: love it?
cj squeejay: ...it's an interesting sensation
WHO A LA ME: feels like love, doesn't it?
cj squeejay: actually that's a lie, i didn't eat it
WHO A LA ME: you treasonous bitch!
cj squeejay: i'm sorry, master! can you ever forgive me?!
WHO A LA ME: i suppose. after a good beating.
What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.
What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot iron spear.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
ahaa. funny. reminds me of the dead baby jokes kingston used to tell me.
i had a dream once that my whole family were turned into zombies except for nancy. i think the cat started it, bit milo, and then milo bit erin (obviously, she didn't have the heart to hold him down for too long, i think) and then milo bit my dad, and then i think i was trying to hold down the dog or something and he escaped and bit into my hand. siiick.
WHO A LA ME: nah, i went through the cellophane phase.
WHO A LA ME: it is pretty delicious
cj squeejay: i should try some
WHO A LA ME: go for it!
WHO A LA ME: do it, charo!
cj squeejay: will plastic wrap do?
WHO A LA ME: suuure!
cj squeejay: ok done
WHO A LA ME: yess
WHO A LA ME: love it?
cj squeejay: ...it's an interesting sensation
WHO A LA ME: feels like love, doesn't it?
cj squeejay: actually that's a lie, i didn't eat it
WHO A LA ME: you treasonous bitch!
cj squeejay: i'm sorry, master! can you ever forgive me?!
WHO A LA ME: i suppose. after a good beating.