Jan 01, 2005 03:35
on a random, late-night note, i love pigeons. people close to me know this. see, the haters always get pissed because pigeons are fat and useless and just eat garbage. but it's their own damn fault. if there was no garbage, the species would die out.
but these birds are fat, useless, stupid, eat garbage, and are not very nice-looking. what a glorious animal. soon i will wrangle a tribe of them, call them my minions and make them carry out my evil deeds.