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"My name's Kim Jong! The US is wrong! Continue foreign aid or taste my dong!
I gots mad flo when I eat my pho, capitalist pigs I overthrow!
We're an Axis of Evil! Like the Knievel! No chance of Japanese civilian retreival!
IAEA criticize us, I say that's insanium! DPRK right to enrich uranium!
I don't mean to boast but you guys are toast, Taepodong-2 can reach the west coast!"