Mainly because I lack originality... and its funny: squee45

squee45

Jan 17, 2006 14:49

Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Aaron.
Aaronicide is the killing of Aaron!
Finding Aaron on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
Aaron can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
It is impossible to fold Aaron more than seven times.
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron.
Aaron is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Aaron!
It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Aaron.
Aaron is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron Sheppard!
Aaron Sheppardomancy is the art of telling the future with Aaron Sheppard.
If you lace Aaron Sheppard from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
Aaron Sheppard has a bifurcated penis.
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Aaron Sheppard.
Czar Paul I banished Aaron Sheppard to Siberia for marching out of step.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Aaron Sheppard.
There are six towns named Aaron Sheppard in the United States.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Aaron Sheppard at least three times a week.
Aaron Sheppard is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.

Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Shep!
Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Shep are all berries.
Snow White's coffin was made of Shep!
Shep, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Shep.
Shep has a memory span of three seconds.
Shep can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Shep state'!
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Shep.
The only Englishman to become Shep was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Shep from 1154 to 1159.