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eh it is so windy right now. stil trying to make my family like me. WOOOOOOOW i AM emo!!!!!
my significant other is asleep right now. and as you can tell i am on the computer click clack clicking away
i was watching some youtube where i found fredryk phox on there and i nearly pissed my pants.
then i watched some jack black video's i enjoyed them SOOOO much to the point where i hopped on chris (my other half) and said "i am so glad you look like jack black! NOW WHEN I WATCH HIM AND WANT TO RAPE HIM I CAN DO IT TO YOU" he groaned and rolled away kind of (because i woke him up to do so) and said "i am glad i can make your day"
um so dental hygene is what i am going to college for!!!1
yey me
lets see what else
OH so here is where audrey gets ever so violent. SO
i was at the bell (the fire fighter monument in portland) waiting to go in
now yall know i am a nice person and i wont fight unless i am threatened
idfhjksahfkslaa
so i was asking who lone wolf (or what ever he chooses to call him self) was when this chick about 5'4 comes up to me (all wanna be nigga like..(she is white)) and starts sayng i shouldnt say his name i should think his name and all that shit. she walked away and i rolled my eyes.
she saw that and started to put on her "steel boot shoes" and walks back and was like "why didja make a face at me bitch?" and of course i was in a foul mood and was like "what face SWEETHEART?" i had a crazy look on my face just trying to edge her on. i was sitting down while she hovered over me she turned her back and was saying somthing to the people across the way and then looked back at me then back at them. now thiiiiis is where it gets intresting. i put my book that i was reading which was in my purse
i stood up. one of the chicks who was sitting across the way got this look on her face when she saw how i TOWERED over her.
so here comes the best part
i grabbed this bitch by her pony tail when she had her back turned, which of course caught her by suprise, grabbed her by her throat and took her to the ground....sitting on her.
i started to scream "FUCKING BITCH! YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT WITH ME?????" according to my friend matt i had a crazy look on my face, eyes wide....he said i looked like a rabid dog.
some dude walked over and was like "BITCH GET OFF MY GIRL" i screamed at him saying "BACK THE FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" as i said that i slammed her head on to the pavement not hard to where she was bleeding, but enough to leave a bump on her noggin
she started saying "let me just talk" i yanked her by her hair harder saying "BITCH? I WILL TALK TO YOU WHEN I FEEL LIKE FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!!"
at this point i stood up and slapped her on the back of her head edging her on while she was on the floor saying, "YOU WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" and with that i yanked her by her hair to where i could feel a chunk rip out. i got off her, and sat back down where i was sitting before (my adrenilin pumping to the point where i am shaking) and said. "okay. lets talk" she continued to sit on the floor, and said calmly..."you have my respect" and the people across the way were like mumbling. i walked back over with this chick. the one who saw how tall i was, was saying to the chick "dude! when she stood up i was like 'OHHHHH SHIIIIT'" and yeah
you dont know how many of my friends came up to me and hugged me and kissed me.
i dont care about all the praise i get from this
these kids thought i was all talk no action.
i just want them to know not to fuck with me
i just woke chris up
byeeeeeeeeeee
my significant other is asleep right now. and as you can tell i am on the computer click clack clicking away
i was watching some youtube where i found fredryk phox on there and i nearly pissed my pants.
then i watched some jack black video's i enjoyed them SOOOO much to the point where i hopped on chris (my other half) and said "i am so glad you look like jack black! NOW WHEN I WATCH HIM AND WANT TO RAPE HIM I CAN DO IT TO YOU" he groaned and rolled away kind of (because i woke him up to do so) and said "i am glad i can make your day"
um so dental hygene is what i am going to college for!!!1
yey me
lets see what else
OH so here is where audrey gets ever so violent. SO
i was at the bell (the fire fighter monument in portland) waiting to go in
now yall know i am a nice person and i wont fight unless i am threatened
idfhjksahfkslaa
so i was asking who lone wolf (or what ever he chooses to call him self) was when this chick about 5'4 comes up to me (all wanna be nigga like..(she is white)) and starts sayng i shouldnt say his name i should think his name and all that shit. she walked away and i rolled my eyes.
she saw that and started to put on her "steel boot shoes" and walks back and was like "why didja make a face at me bitch?" and of course i was in a foul mood and was like "what face SWEETHEART?" i had a crazy look on my face just trying to edge her on. i was sitting down while she hovered over me she turned her back and was saying somthing to the people across the way and then looked back at me then back at them. now thiiiiis is where it gets intresting. i put my book that i was reading which was in my purse
i stood up. one of the chicks who was sitting across the way got this look on her face when she saw how i TOWERED over her.
so here comes the best part
i grabbed this bitch by her pony tail when she had her back turned, which of course caught her by suprise, grabbed her by her throat and took her to the ground....sitting on her.
i started to scream "FUCKING BITCH! YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT WITH ME?????" according to my friend matt i had a crazy look on my face, eyes wide....he said i looked like a rabid dog.
some dude walked over and was like "BITCH GET OFF MY GIRL" i screamed at him saying "BACK THE FUCK OFF OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" as i said that i slammed her head on to the pavement not hard to where she was bleeding, but enough to leave a bump on her noggin
she started saying "let me just talk" i yanked her by her hair harder saying "BITCH? I WILL TALK TO YOU WHEN I FEEL LIKE FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!!"
at this point i stood up and slapped her on the back of her head edging her on while she was on the floor saying, "YOU WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT WITH ME? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" and with that i yanked her by her hair to where i could feel a chunk rip out. i got off her, and sat back down where i was sitting before (my adrenilin pumping to the point where i am shaking) and said. "okay. lets talk" she continued to sit on the floor, and said calmly..."you have my respect" and the people across the way were like mumbling. i walked back over with this chick. the one who saw how tall i was, was saying to the chick "dude! when she stood up i was like 'OHHHHH SHIIIIT'" and yeah
you dont know how many of my friends came up to me and hugged me and kissed me.
i dont care about all the praise i get from this
these kids thought i was all talk no action.
i just want them to know not to fuck with me
i just woke chris up
byeeeeeeeeeee