This is what you find when you work at a search engine.
In a world where spammers seem to be squatting on nearly every decent website domain name, it warms my heart to see that ThirdReichDepot.com is an honest-to-God, fully functioning online store. (Okay, so it's just memorabilia, but still! What a name!)
In other news, I think that what I've been missing in my life as of late is the kind of friend who would unironically display something like this Ocean of Love figurine in their home:
And I actually mean that (somewhat) sincerely: if you can appreciate a sculpture of mermice without the need to refer to it as kitschy or tacky, you are probably a (relatively) simple person and your mere existence would uncomplicate mine.
I probably just offended the three people on my friends list who actually list "mermice" as an interest.
Also, today Grammy-award-winning songstress Toni Braxton decided to send me an email about "hairy pussies."
I haven't quite figured out what she's trying to tell me with this, but I bet it's big. And hairy.
I'm taking these three seemingly insignificant things as signs that March is going to be a super fantastic month for me. I mean, why not? Yay, optimism!
In other news, I think that what I've been missing in my life as of late is the kind of friend who would unironically display something like this Ocean of Love figurine in their home:
And I actually mean that (somewhat) sincerely: if you can appreciate a sculpture of mermice without the need to refer to it as kitschy or tacky, you are probably a (relatively) simple person and your mere existence would uncomplicate mine.
I probably just offended the three people on my friends list who actually list "mermice" as an interest.
Also, today Grammy-award-winning songstress Toni Braxton decided to send me an email about "hairy pussies."
I haven't quite figured out what she's trying to tell me with this, but I bet it's big. And hairy.
I'm taking these three seemingly insignificant things as signs that March is going to be a super fantastic month for me. I mean, why not? Yay, optimism!