I emailed Leon to ask if he'd heard about
Mel Gibson's DUI.
His response made me giggle:
Crazy. Here's Mel Gibson's technique for success:
1) Get drunk.
2) Blame the Jews.
3) ?
4) Profit!
Actually, it's completely permitted for religious people to drink and drive. You know the story about the footprints on the beach? Well, Jesus is my designated driver.