Fish Reproduction
Well, slap me with a large trout.
I just looked at Ask.com's search results for the random user query "fish reproduction," and I must've stared at a page about breeding and animal mating for a full two minutes thinking, "What does that have to do with fish reproduction?" Because all I could think of were miniature fish sculptures--not fertilized eggs, little fish babies, and underwater intercourse.
And then I felt really dense, because who doesn't think of the most perverse and sexual interpretation of words before thinking of anything else? Yes, I assume everyone else in the world is a twelve-year-old boy; is this not so? I am an idiot.
On the plus side, if you decide to punish me for my idiocy all old-school-IRC-like, might I suggest a fiberglass rainbow trout for doing the job?
I just looked at Ask.com's search results for the random user query "fish reproduction," and I must've stared at a page about breeding and animal mating for a full two minutes thinking, "What does that have to do with fish reproduction?" Because all I could think of were miniature fish sculptures--not fertilized eggs, little fish babies, and underwater intercourse.
And then I felt really dense, because who doesn't think of the most perverse and sexual interpretation of words before thinking of anything else? Yes, I assume everyone else in the world is a twelve-year-old boy; is this not so? I am an idiot.
On the plus side, if you decide to punish me for my idiocy all old-school-IRC-like, might I suggest a fiberglass rainbow trout for doing the job?